I didn't mess with you, you messed with me.

Well, B1 and B2 are practically having the same problem with me, or to say the least.


So basically, if you guys have read my previous blog post already, we all know B1 is an offensive meanie. I don't know what have I done that she's treating me like .
At least I thought so.
She made me say 'please' before she checked my name off the list (of people who have not handed in their work).
I did because... I was stupid brainless Seollin back then, but now that I think of it I was kind of right to do so.
Because it was common courtesy and I'm just being polite to everyone.

But then I don't know what happened during Science experiment and she asked the teacher something and our teddy bear couldn't hear what she was asking (teddy bear was explaining things to another person that time) so I answered on behalf because... because.
And then she asked me if "are you the teacher?".

Of course I'm not the teacher, I'm just lending her a hand and so that your patience would not have been needed to be put to test because it's ing Science and not music theory it'll take forever for an explanation to be done so if you can't handle an intellectual person in your class then please transfer.

But I guess I should have tested your patience back then instead of being kind, because never could anyone fathom how many times have I managed to control myself from vomiting at how you butter up the teachers. Heart shape gestures during presentation god damn stop it


But then if I were to choose between B1 and B2, obviously I'd choose B1.
Because I have no ing idea why is B2 messing with me!

At least I know B1 did because she thought I was being an attention when I cried in class (well, practically everyone in my class thinks I'm an attention because of that... and also because I'm answering all of the teachers' questions so it kind of made me sound... arrogant? How?)

But I'm guessing B2 dissed me everywhere because...
I was sitting next to the girl she hates the most in class.

Depression is hard to kill, people. Especially when she's been really really gloomy over a ing year and did nothing but watch korean dramas because she was bored yet refused to come to school.
And then you called her a burden because she cancelled an hour of Science while our teachers were having a discussion over her problem with her parents?

Then there was this case, after my friend returned to school, where we had so many relief periods she suddenly mentioned that she wanted her parents to bring her knitting stuff.
I'd be frank with you guys alright, sometimes she pisses me off because of her honestly rhetorical questions and stubborness.
Like she would ask me why were the boys are creeping out of the class (truancy).
How would I know why? I'm not the truant type.
And I swear to Shisus, people, the knitting set story was the most horrifying experience you would ever come across.
She insisted to ask the disciplinary board whether she could ask her parents to bring it even though I told her a thousand times that it's against the school rules to bring "things that have nothing to do with education".
So she kind of... went to B2 because she was the assistant monitor back then? (Oh and by the way, B1 is the assistant monitor now. GREAT.)

Since I was quite close with her two buddies they told me about how she hates me and things and how not even they know why.

And according to her dictionary, persuade equals to force and because of that, whoever joins the upcoming inter-class debate will have their legs broken.
her for acting like a "queen".

More like a violent queen.

Apparently we have another bugging History teacher who somehow asked her to do very random stuff and even asked if B2 could help her get a laptop, with very weird and illogic stuff like good brand but under 1000 bucks.
So B2's father was overseas and she couldn't even talk to him but our teacher expected her to and happened and then she checked our contact log from the school office and called her mother to discuss about the laptop and B2's parents nearly had a fought.
Okay, okay, we all know that until here, our history teacher is the one to blame.

HOWEVER,
Our Queen has decided to rebel.
She made the entire class not greet our history teacher during the next lesson after the quarrel incident and was "fancy" all over.
The -be-slamming-the-table, kicking her chair and walking out of the class and I remember she called our teacher a ... or was I exaggerating?
Nevertheless she spurted harsh-as- words.
Didn't attend history lesson the next time, but then she gave in the third day.
Honestly I don't understand her either.

I didn't even mess with her parents, yet she's more pissed at me than our history teacher.
But at least I know how to spell the word "shame".

But back to the story between me and her.

Whatever happened between me and her, one of her friends changed her profile picture and since we're somewhat derp buddies and somebody already commented "swag", I decided to Yoongi all over and spelled my comment "sweg".
Then B2 literally popped out of nowhere and said
"It's swag not sweg, ."

Sorry not sorry that the real grammar and spelling Nazi who has the highest English score in class decides to put her seriousness on holiday?
And this is not called mispelling, it's called trying hard not to be found plagiarizing.

Sigh.

Could have named this blog post "es. es Everywhere." to match my last blog but then
Never mind.

I'm nice.

 

 

 

 

 

But they're still ing es.

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TaiShanNiangNiang #1
Do you get a summer break? I'd be counting down the days until the next school break if I were you. That's some messed up stuff going on.
Inspirits_4_Infinite
#2
es be everywhere you don't want them to be
ziva1234
#3
Wow! Your school
LynXMagiX
#4
I don't know why I'm still reading these blog posts cuz I already know everything. Lol