Last month I was forced to spend the coins that I earned on an online shopping site because they were expiring so I asked my coursemates (actually classmates bc we're from the same batch) if they wanted kazoos

Why kazoos, you ask?

That's none of your business.

Okay I wanted a kazoo because I missed Jonghyun and I admired the way he actually made quality music out of it. I'm still learning and I guess you can say I'm getting better (at changing the timbre based on my breath and membrane tightness (?) control)

So we got a few, and they just arrived yesterday.

Now the entire. ing. Faculty. Is. Ordering. Them. From. Me. (okay I exaggerated but I have almost 30 orders now fyi)

When I meant faculty, I meant the faculty.

We have a lecturer that calls himself the kazoo man because he loves the kazoo, and honestly I find him one of the most intimidating lecturers in our faculty because he gets really strict in class and I've seen him perform the violin and he's badass but then again he has a PhD so pretty legit I guess lmao

Just for your extra information, yesterday we went to look for him and interrupted his private lecture (thanks, Dort) and he was SCREAMING BECAUSE WE HAVE KAZOO ENTHUSIASTS IN THIS INSTITUTE

He played Paganini's Caprice on his violin with my classmate (on his kazoo) and accidentally interrupted another lecturer's class oops

Also he eue-ed at me when I asked him if he wanted one bc it was really cheap AND HE TOOK OUT HIS WALLET IMMEDIATELY but I told him that it was ordered online so he had to wait and he ene-ed aksdjfhsakfjhaslkjhsdlkfjhdlkfj im not even close to him and im already seeing so many things

Then my choir tutor passed by (that was the second time he witnessed us messing with the kazoos on the same day) and asked if this was the start of a revolution

It was THAT serious

Also that lecturer said we made his life in this college so much better just because we love kazoos i can't ing even

So one day had passed

And now I have 33 people ordering 48 kazoos in total

we're starting a ing kazoo revolution now guys this is it

what have i ing done all i wanted was just a kazoo to make covers on soundcloud and youtube

update: thanks to this kazoo thingy I was offered to be the next secretary of our faculty's student association (though I still have to go through nomination) and I was asked if I wanted to help on the upcoming fundraising concert.

sometimes it doesn't take much effort for people to notice your worth. It only took me 3 bucks and a kazoo.