aticle: "Donghae passes test to be a conscripted policeman for military service."

me: ....

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excuse me?

EX-CUSE-ME??

It's not even the fact he's going to start militarty service soon but a policeman?

A FREAKIN' POLICEMAN?

Goodbye, my mother country. I'm going to South Korea and stall on the streets until I don't stumble upon him and make him say "Don't move, put your hands above your head" or just simply stare at him until he notices him and get a wave or something I don't care THIS IS GOLD Korean girls are so lucky *sulks*

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On the other hand, I'm pretty worried too.

If anyone tries to hurt him, ELF is there to kick them in the . I'VE WARNED YOU!

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Okay I should calm down now. I have an exam tomorrow.

OTL