Xiumin: *inside of a closet*Hello operator? There's a man he's 5"10, Chinese, and he's holding me against my will in his house.

Luhan: *in the background* YOU HAVE TO COME OUT MINSEOKKIE!!!!

Luhan: Yes 911 I would like to report a neglect. My roommate has been ignoring me for three hours now and I'm worried that he doesn't love me anymore.

Operator: Um sir this is not an emergency--

Luhan: YES IT IS!! MY BAOZI LOVES ME FOREVAAARrrr!!!

Kris: Yo Mr. Operator-Man, I have an emergency.

Operator: What is it sir?

Kris: I need to go to the galaxy.

Suho: Operator I need your help! Quick please!!

Operator: Calm down sir, just calmly tell me what the problem is.

Suho: *takes a deep breath* I ran out of money...

Lay: *stoned* Opo-rae-two? I can't find my phone.

Operator: That's not an emergency sir.

Lay: *continues* The last time i seen it was in my hand... ahaaaa

Baekhyun: Oh my gosh! 911 you would not believe what just happened!

Operator: What is-

Baekhyun: I just ran out of eyeliner!

Chen: 911 I'd like to report intruders. One of them is an old man, a baby faced deer, stoner, shirtless dancer, the spawn of satan, an oversized boy with ADHD, eyeliner obssessed diva, a shopaholic panda, a brat, pimp daddy that doesn't know how to say no to the shopaholic panda and can't take care of his kids, and the last one doesn't pose as a threat but when he does aegyo it makes the girls drop their .

Operator: ....

Chen: It's an emergency because I've been living with them for three years.

Chanyeol: Hello 911, I need police to subdue a short man. His name is Do Kyungsoo and he's too short that he can't even reach the top of the refrigerator

Operator: Sir that's not an emergency for police to dispatched.

Chanyeol: I think I made him angry because now he's walking towards- OHMYGODHEHASAKNIFEKYUNGSOO- *line dies*

D.O.: I need an ambulance immediately. My roommate just fell down some stairs and broke his neck.

Operator: Is this-

D.O.: HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!

Tao: Yes operator I would like to report a fraud and child abuse.

Operator: What's the problem?

Tao: My pimp daddy just bought me a fake Gucci bag, he thinks I don't know what real Gucci looks like but I do. And he's telling me that I can't get another one because I already have like 70 other bags. But he's not getting any tonight until he goes out and take this fake back.

Kai: 911 I need an ambulance stat.

Operator: What happened?

Kai: I took off my shirt and now this fangirl is hyperventilating!

Sehun: Hello 40-year-old-man-who-is-a--lives-with-his-mother-and-works-as-a-911-operator-operator, I would like to report something. I'm fed up with my roommates. They're all stupid and broke idiots except for two of them. Although the two are old men and one of them looks pitifully ugly when he cries while the other is determined to find the galaxy -- whatever the hell that is. My best friend, who I tolerate, cries too much for me. My other friend, who I again tolerate, has his eyes set on some coffee barista .

Operator: ....

Sehun: Really I'm too fab for this .

 

I was bored... if the gif reactions are off I'm so sorry.