honestly i really LOVE my school for being SO KIND and CARING enough to give us holiday homework

in which they stated will help rejuvenate our minds from the terror of school and it's pouring lava of equations,

homework, people. Thank God you taught us what irony is.

And teachers, our heaven-sent teachers, i love it when you say you're not going to mark our 100 page essay

because you have already seen our awesomeness just like Alexander the Great just by receiving our papers.

Oh and teacher, what will you do to our papers?

recycle it?

use it?

Oh, okay you'll throw it in the bin, no worries haha.

Give me an actual break please