I procrastinate, and I do it a lot. Usually I can finish everything in time, especially when it's just me alone. But this time, this time I ed up. Royally. 

So I play soccer, and at a tiny- coed recreation center, with a tiny- little scrubland of a field. This rec center has 4 divisions of soccer teams, and I play in the oldest one. But you see, if a division doesn't have enough kids, it is shut down, and division four, the one I play in, is known for being tiny as hell. 

And now here is where I ed up. I'm supposed to make sure I send out an email to everyone in division 4 so they remember to sign up, because they're idiots who can't remember anything. But I forgot. I forgot so badly that only six people signed up. And then they send me an email saying "yo eez, only six people including you signed up and that's not enough (you need 28). The deadline closed today but since we like you we'll give you a week to round up the 22 kids you need. Good luck bro."

And now I have 7 days to get 22 unruly teens to sign up to play soccer.