Sadly, I attented a funeral today. I was standing there chatting with my uncle and cousins when an older couple came in. You know how it is, there are always people you don't know at a funeral, wedding, or family reunion. So, I didn't think it was odd that I didn't recognize them.

After a few minutes, the lady says to the man:

"We're at the wrong funeral home."

I'm sorry, but that's funny.