Just to clarify: I made Taehyung and Baekhyun siblings in this because they look so freaking alike~ Also, I love Baek to bits, but for the purpose of this side chapter, he's a douche, hope you don't mind lolol~ Without further ado, enjoy teh special side chapter~ ^^

Signing in as TaelephantsAreDaBomb ...

ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun is online.

TheGoldenMaknae is online.

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ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun

Yah

TaelephantsAreDaBomb

not today hyung

ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun

a lil birdie told me you failed your audition again

why don't you just give up?

you were made to wash dishes lolol

loooooser, oetori~

isn't that your favourite song? How fitting

TaelephantsAreDaBomb

stop it TT^TT

ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun

even if you did pass an audition

it probably won't be with the big 3

TaelephantsAreDaBomb

The big 3 doesn't mean anything :@

Leave me alone hyung

ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun

and even if you did get into a smaller company

you probably would have to pay your way into it lmao

TaelephantsAreDaBomb

hyung, please

ItsNotBaconItsBaekhyun

since your voice doesn't match your face

and you can't even hold a note

and you have a weird creepy smile

so you probably won't even get in as a visual

plus, nobody would want anyone as annoying and immature as you

I can't believe you're actually trying

Taehyung as a singer... That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

just quit taehyung

yah

are you ignoring me?

is that how you treat your hyung

tut tut

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TaelephantsAreDaBomb

Kooookie~ (>ToT)>

TheGoldenMaknae

Is everything alright hyung :o

How was your audition...?

TaelephantsAreDaBomb

No

everything's wrong

can we talk

TheGoldenMaknae

Come to the cafe hyung

I'm off in a few minutes

We can talk