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I Swear To High I'm Not God
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WARNING: there is a teeny tiny drug reference I used as a joke, just so you know. I don't want to offend anyone. Also, bear in mind that the entire story will have a bit of strong language in it every now and then, I'll just warn you now so you know in advance

Signing in as JiminGotJams...

TheGoldenMaknae is online.

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TheGoldenMaknae

hey?

JiminGotJams

IT SPEAKS

TheGoldenMaknae

-_-

JiminGotJams

okay, okay lol

I was just surprised

that you actually talked to me first

you usually just ignore me :@

TheGoldenMaknae

yeah

I was talking to someone yesterday

he was having a few issues with his brother

JiminGotJams

yeah?

TheGoldenMaknae

shut up

I'm still speaking

don't interrupt kmt

JiminGotJams

oh dayum

well excuse me

TheGoldenMaknae

you are excused

anyway

as I was saying

his brother was always very unfriendly and walled off

It hurt my friend a lot

And I realized that

That asshat is the kind of person I never want to be

soiguessimsorryforbeingsounfriendly

eventhoughyouwerekindofannoying

butyoudidntdeservethat

JiminGotJams

what

TheGoldenMaknae

can't you read

JiminGotJams

not really

TheGoldenMaknae

never mind

so a

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SUGArMINtsbulTAErune #1
Chapter 7: I just realized this fic was written in the dope era while im reading in the love yourself tear era im late asf lmao
SUGArMINtsbulTAErune #2
Chapter 7: Lol is jimin ok
SeventeenCarrot #3
Does Namjoon make an appearance too?
emzaa2108 #4
Chapter 14: LMAO ARE THEY ABLE TO CHAT IN JAIL
CAN I DO THIS IN REAL LIFE
i just need to find a green morph suit that will fit my 5'2, 100 pound body :((((((
Jikooksgotjams #5
Chapter 14: Oh my goodness I forgot my username for a long time and couldn't read your updates until now, nooo! But hahaha, I saw it too! Even Taetae thinks he looks like detective Conan! I've never watched that anime before though...is it good? Oh! And the part where Jimin said that he thought he'd look good with a flashy hair color and then Jhope came in going, "strawberry ice cream" or something like that killed me XD. That entire behind the scenes was beautiful, no? Anywho, I'll look forward to your next update! This is so fun to read lol.
lionroars #6
Chapter 13: Haha dude jimin eats a lot of rice xD the mii thing is ridiculous sometimes, my brother's one looks exactly like him lmao, anyway im digressing kind of, ugh, their interactions are much <3 i've also been going through some annoying crap so i completely understand why you hadnt been updating.
Anyway, the mv! Omg bts doesn't fail to blow me away; jungkook is like shfjsjjdgg in his police uniform like trust me, i've always wanted to see celebrities in police uniform and he's totally rocking it.
emzaa2108 #7
Chapter 13: wITH KOREAN CULTURE JUNGKOOK IS TURNING T W E N T Y
emzaa2108 #8
Chapter 12: OMG I THINK NOT SEEING THIS GAVE ME WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS
FoolishAsunaRenChan #9
Chapter 13: Juice boxes xDDDDDD!!!! BUT FOREEALLLLLL DOPE IS A Y MV XDDDD
ARMYfeverXOXO #10
Chapter 12: I was heartbroken cuz my crush asked my friend (one of my best friends) to be his girlfriend but then I watched dope and ohh emmm geee I was so relieved! Soo I didn't react as much as I would on the mc because I was heartbroken... right? Jimin was so y in dope :p he got jams! And my Suga your..... Umm .... Your ... I'm speachless no need to explain how perfect are cuz everyone knows your perfect and as for the golden maknae I'll do something bad and let Taehyung investigate it, then you will arrest me! Omo id to that for u
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