I Swear To High I'm Not God

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Description

When Jimin meets a clearly disinterested Jungkook at his workplace at a cafe, he is determined to make him look at him. In an attempt to make the younger notice him, he takes the cafe hostage in an attempt to obtain Jungkook's email so he can bug him online.

Cast:

Jimin as JiminGotJams

Jungkook as TheGoldenMaknae

Yoongi as SwagThruTheRoof

Taehyung as TaelephantsAreDaBomb

Jin as PrincessJin

Hoseok as I'm_Your_Hope

Guest appearances may include:

EXO

BigBang

f(x)

2NE1

SHINee

and mooore~ ( you can also ask for a guest appearance~)

Foreword

First fic. Apologies for: my inability to write, the half-assed description, inexperience of shekshi talk and being a Jikook trash. Please forgive me. Go in at your own risk, just remember that you can't unsee anything after you go in. Written in chatroom format.

Do not redistribute without asking. Any similarities to anything else is purely a coincidence. The following content does not reflect the lives of the cast. Duh.

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SUGArMINtsbulTAErune #1 Jun 30, 2018 16:24:34

Chapter 7: I just realized this fic was written in the dope era while im reading in the love yourself tear era im late asf lmao

SUGArMINtsbulTAErune #2 Jun 30, 2018 16:22:59

Chapter 7: Lol is jimin ok

SeventeenCarrot #3 Jul 19, 2015 19:02:23

Does Namjoon make an appearance too?

emzaa2108 #4 Jul 19, 2015 18:54:43

Chapter 14: LMAO ARE THEY ABLE TO CHAT IN JAIL
CAN I DO THIS IN REAL LIFE
i just need to find a green morph suit that will fit my 5'2, 100 pound body :((((((

Jikooksgotjams #5 Jul 8, 2015 01:39:36

Chapter 14: Oh my goodness I forgot my username for a long time and couldn't read your updates until now, nooo! But hahaha, I saw it too! Even Taetae thinks he looks like detective Conan! I've never watched that anime before though...is it good? Oh! And the part where Jimin said that he thought he'd look good with a flashy hair color and then Jhope came in going, "strawberry ice cream" or something like that killed me XD. That entire behind the scenes was beautiful, no? Anywho, I'll look forward to your next update! This is so fun to read lol.

lionroars #6 Jun 29, 2015 20:33:31

Chapter 13: Haha dude jimin eats a lot of rice xD the mii thing is ridiculous sometimes, my brother's one looks exactly like him lmao, anyway im digressing kind of, ugh, their interactions are much <3 i've also been going through some annoying crap so i completely understand why you hadnt been updating.
Anyway, the mv! Omg bts doesn't fail to blow me away; jungkook is like shfjsjjdgg in his police uniform like trust me, i've always wanted to see celebrities in police uniform and he's totally rocking it.

emzaa2108 #7 Jun 29, 2015 20:32:05

Chapter 13: wITH KOREAN CULTURE JUNGKOOK IS TURNING T W E N T Y

emzaa2108 #8 Jun 29, 2015 20:30:16

Chapter 12: OMG I THINK NOT SEEING THIS GAVE ME WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS

FoolishAsunaRenChan #9 Jun 29, 2015 12:18:46

Chapter 13: Juice boxes xDDDDDD!!!! BUT FOREEALLLLLL DOPE IS A Y MV XDDDD

ARMYfeverXOXO #10 Jun 26, 2015 19:38:28

Chapter 12: I was heartbroken cuz my crush asked my friend (one of my best friends) to be his girlfriend but then I watched dope and ohh emmm geee I was so relieved! Soo I didn't react as much as I would on the mc because I was heartbroken... right? Jimin was so y in dope :p he got jams! And my Suga your..... Umm .... Your ... I'm speachless no need to explain how perfect are cuz everyone knows your perfect and as for the golden maknae I'll do something bad and let Taehyung investigate it, then you will arrest me! Omo id to that for u