Bonus Ficlet
100 Days
A/N: HOHOHO~ thought you'd see the last of this fic, huh? well you thought wrong so here's a prequel/sequel/crack fic as a thank you for reading 100 Days! also, there are links on this fic that are NOT real. so please don't click on them lool.
A behind the scenes bonus ficlet in which Jongdae seeks relationship advice through LINE, twitter and facebook about wooing Cafe Girl, but then chaos ensues and Jongdae wishes he would’ve just kept his mouth shut.
Day 26
Jongdae Kim and Stacey Lee have started a conversation
Jongdae: noona?
Stacey: wth jongdae?
Stacey: you know you’re standing like 2ft away from me
Stacey: why don’t you just get up to talk to me?
Stacey: like a normal human being
Jongdae: noona pls. this is a srs matter
Stacey: srs enough not to talk in person??
Jongdae: VERY srs.
Stacey: well then… proceed
Jongdae: I feel like I’m going to regret ever mentioning this
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Stacey: so you’re telling me you’ve been stalking this girl
Stacey: for a month?
Stacey: and you have yet to talk to her?
Jongdae: …I wouldn’t call it stalking…
Jongdae: …it’s more like... observing…
Stacey: …
Stacey: omg
Jongdae: shut up! stop laughing at me
Stacey: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jongdae: I knew this was a mistake
Stacey: you’re such a loser!
Stacey: I knew you were always ambitious
Stacey: but omg your such a ing creeper
Stacey: this is srsly the greatest thing I have ever heard loool
Jongdae: you’re horrible
Stacey: (◕‿◕✿)
Jongdae: (¬▂¬)
Jongdae: I can always logoff you know...
Stacey: FYI, you’re the one who started the chat with me
Jongdae: why do you hate me?
Stacey: pfft- anyway bro, i don’t understand
Stacey: why haven’t you talked to her yet?
Stacey: does she have a boyfriend?
Stacey: actually, do you even know her name??
Jongdae: …
Jongdae: define name
Stacey: lol. this is so sad
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Stacey Lee @itsstacee . 1m
Dat awkward moment when u don’t kno the name of ur crush #sadlife #firstworldproblems
Alex Santiago and Lena Kang retweeted you
Mari Shin replied to your tweet
Mari Shin @mariberri . 12s
ur horrible. he’s gonna kill u.
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Day 35
Kyungsoo: so, I heard you have a crush on this girl
Jongdae: omg
Jongdae: who told you?
Kyungsoo: Stacey noona. Its all over twitter and fb
Kyungsoo: she also says you don’t even know her name
Kyungsoo: I mean… that’s kind of embarrassing…
Jongdae: who else knows about this?
Kyungsoo: everyone
Jongdae: everyone??
Kyungsoo: EVERYONE
Jongdae: that
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Jongdae: WTF BRO?
Stacey: ♥～(‘▽^人)
Jongdae: you promised you wouldn’t tell anyone
Jongdae: I THOUGHT WE WERE BFFS??
Stacey: relax chen chen
Stacey: I’m doing you a solid
Stacey: …and maybe get you laid
Stacey: but mostly to just give you some encouragement
Stacey: I think the advice everyone gives you
Stacey: will be beneficial to your situation
Stacey: and btw, you are my bff
Stacey: but you’re also trash
Stacey: don’t worry I still love u tho :D
Jongdae: …
Jongdae: rude
Jongdae: I’ll remember this
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Day 50
Baekhyun: Soooo
Chanyeol: we heard you’re crushing on this girl
Jongdae: omg
Jongdae: just kill me now
Baekhyun: we also heard that you’re too to ask her out
Chanyeol: meooowwwww
Jongdae: are you srsly going to make cat faces when you type that
Jongdae: I am sitting right across from you in the dressing room
Jongdae: you look stupid
Baekhyun: wtf Chanyeol? stop it! you look like a moron
Chanyeol: buuutttt :((((((
Chanyeol: I was just creating the mood ; A ;
Baekhyun: anyway, everyone is saying that you should talk to her
Baekhyun: what’s the big deal? why are you stalling?
Jongdae: …
Chanyeol: ???
Jongdae: idk…
Jongdae: …I’m shy?
Baekhyun: that’s a pretty lame excuse
Chanyeol: I thought you liked her?
Jongdae: I do… it’s just hard…
Baekhyun: hard?
Baekhyun: what’s so difficult about introducing yourself to someone??
Jongdae: nothing
Jongdae: its just really complicated...
Jongdae: ...idk
Baekhyun: …
Chanyeol: well whatever floats your boat, I guess
Baekhyun: if you need us we’ll be here man
Baekhyun: we got your back
Jongdae: thanks guys
Jongdae: I really appreciate it
Jongdae: omg
Jongdae: chanyeol wtf are you doing
Jongdae: don’t you dare start ing hugging me
Chanyeol: the feels for this friendship was just too strong
Baekhyun: ugh. I swear chanyeol. you’re ruining my peace of mind.
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Day 59
Jongdae: her name is han rian!
Stacey: AWWWWW!
Stacey: did you talk to her?
Jongdae: Well… not exactly
Stacey: ??
Jongdae: I asked the barista at the coffee shop for a favor!
Jongdae: its brilliant right?
Jongdae: :D
Stacey: …
Stacey: and you’re still trash
Stacey: I’m 200% done with you
Stacey Lee has left the conversation
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Stacey Lee @itsstacee . 2m
nothing but second hand embarassment. he’s such a loser is2g. #BFFproblems #foreveralone #stillsadlife
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Day 67
Joonmyun: it has come to my attention that you’re having some girl trouble
Jongdae: omg
Joonmyun: as your hyung who’s already in a committed relationship
Joonmyun: I think I can give you some valuable advice
Jongdae: pls don’t….
Joonmyun: woo her with flowers
Jongdae: what??
Joonmyun: get her some flowers
Joonmyun: a nice bouquet, nothing flashy
Joonmyun: and maybe even a box of chocolate
Jongdae: that’s the most clichéd thing I have ever heard
Jongdae: you’re so greasy hyung
Jongdae: I haven’t even talked to her yet
Joonmyun: Oh…
Joonmyun: then I guess you should talk to her first
Jongdae: (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ
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Day 69
Jongin Kim, Zitao Huang and Sehun Oh have started a conversation
Jongin: did you guys hear abt Jongdae hyung?
Zitao: who hasn’t?
Zitao: it’s all over stacey noona’s twitter and fb
Zitao: he’s such a dope, I swear
Jongin: it’s actually unfortunate
Jongin: I feel bad for hyung
Sehun: pfft hyung’s a loser
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Day 88
Stacey: look jongdae, I know I’ve been trolling you about this for a while now
Stacey: but I think you should just take the risk
Stacey: just be yourself
Stacey: what do you have to lose anyway?
Stacey: you’ll never know if you don’t try
Jongdae: thanks noona
Stacey: <3
Jongdae: ily too <3
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Day 95
Jongdae: ok
Jongdae: I’m gonna do it
Jongdae: I’m gonna talk to her
Stacey: ing finally!
Baekhyun: bout time! get it cheeeennn
Chanyeol: is this a group chat?
Joonmyun: I’m so proud of you :’)
Kyungsoo: ^^
Jongdae: thanks to everyone for your support
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Day 100
Stacey: Soooo
Stacey: how did it go?
Stacey: did you talk to her?
Jongdae: Well…
Jongdae: about that…
Stacey: oh no! :(
Stacey: should I visit you?
Stacey: I can buy you a snack
Jongdae: I have a date this Saturday! :D
Stacey: …
Stacey: //SCREAMING//
Jongdae: lol
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Stacey Lee
20 mins . near Gangnam-Gu South Korea
About time!!!! A certain someone is finally getting the ‘V’ this Saturday night!!—feeling excited.
Mari Shin, Julia Santiago, Haerin Son and 506 others liked this. 3 comments
Amber Liu I think I might cry :’)
Lena Kang AWWWW I’m so happy!
Mari Shin omg he’s gonna to kill you
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Day 107
Stacey Lee @itsstacee . 2m
:D best thing in the world! link
Stacey Lee @itsstacee . 23s
;) link
Kevin Woo, Henry Lau and 6 others retweeted you
Lena Kang replied to you tweet
Lena Kang @lenak . 12s
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Stacey Lee
3 mins near Gangnam-Gu, South Korea
Posted some of my new designs on my website! Check it out! Tell me what your fave is! LINK—feeling happy.
Lee Min-Young, Lena Kang, Amber Liu and 208 others liked this. 4 comments
Amber Liu LOL OMG
Eric Nam ????
Irene Kim HAHAHA OMFG
Mari Shin wtf...
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Mari Shin and Stacey Lee have started a conversation
Mari: umm... stace?
Mari: why do you have a bunch of links on twitter and fb leading to meat spin and hub?
Stacey: what???
Mari: I know you have your own special sense of humor but…
Mari: should I be concerned?
Mari: ppl are asking me abt it on fb
Mari: but idk what to tell them
Mari: even your mom is asking me about it
Stacey: WAIT WHAT??
Mari: www.facebook.com / stacey.lee
Mari: twitter.com / itsstacee
Stacey: WTF??
Stacey: WHAT THE ACTUAL ?
Stacey: OMG I CAN’T LOG INTO BOTH OF MY ACCOUNTS
Stacey: MY PASSWORDS AND EMAILS HAVE BEEN CHANGED
Mari: ???
Stacey: SOMEONE ING HACKED ME
Mari: wth?? who would do that??
Stacey: …
Stacey: that .
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Stacey: well played Kim Jongdae
Stacey: well played
Jongdae: :DDD
Jongdae: <3
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