Kerosene

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Crack. Total, pure, and unrestricted crack that even I think is too crack.

Or, Chanyeol is a pyromaniac, so Baekhyun takes him to counselling at 'Kris's Art Therapy'.

Foreword

So I said I wanted to write crack. Well, here's the crackiest crack that I ever cracked. Yay me!

...I want to write serious stuff now. When I've finished reading Black Butler. You'll have to wait a while, it's seriously addictive.

 

 

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Floater #1
Chapter 1: Lol, that comment tho.
Seoulqueenka #2
Chapter 1: "Seeing as this ain't a fanfic, that's as far as I'm going. I'm sure your dirty erted minds can come up with the rest. ANYWAY..."-do I know you?? Because I was totes looking forward to it. Ex-mafia boss and a pyromaniac?? I can see it now.

"Kris, Korea's most famous and most attractive (according to me) art therapist, lived and worked here in the centre of Seoul."- I agree whole heartedly.

"As they drank in the vision, a scantily-clad young man bearing a striking resemblance to a panda (now who could that be?)"-I honestly don't know.

"only asked you to buy me ten thousand Gucci stores as proof of our love and you say you can’t afford to well that shows doesn't it so I'm LEAVING I'll go live with Sehun bye!"- Kris how could you?? It's not like he's asking you to buy ten thousand AND ONE Gucci stores. My goodness.

"It was like trying to herd twenty thousand angry red pandas into a van full of...of stuff red pandas don't like. So, um, nasty people? Chanyeol hates nasty people. "-the perfect analogy. Just perfect.

"If that meant giving him a box of matches then so be it."- it only makes sense to give a pyromaniac matches. Duh.

"Hello, my name is Sarah and I'm a happy employee here at 'Kris's Art Therapy'. How can I help?" asked the youngster in a tone indicative of extreme apathy."- girl how?? You work for Kris.

" 'Please go away because I am currently having hot make-up with my' here was added in a markedly different handwriting "very attractive" 'secretary Tao. Come back in three hours :)’"- because why not??

"So Chanyeol was left unsupervised and the building burnt down."- it just had to happen.
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