"Hey stop gawking you like an imbecile" I started bugging the hell out Kris because it was so unusual to see him so melodramatic like this. "Tell me, is this what happens when you hang out with Tao too much? I told you not to hang out with him everyday didn't I? That wimp acts way more feminine than me it's annoying."

"We broke up." he finally managed to say as waves of tears streamed down his beautiful face

WOW.

He never cried over women before.

Nobody breaks up with the Kris Wu.

Tbh the chances of Einstein being my relative is more likely to happen than him being dumped. He is beautiful like that. And believe me, if you think otherwise, you're actually lying to yourself.

"She dumped you?!" I asked, annoyance evident in my face. It wouldve been more believable if he told me their house got hit by a falling iceberg or something.

"Its not like that you know." 

"So it was you who initiated the break up?"

"What? No! It's not like that either." he suddenly looked down and played with his fingers.

"She didn't dump you. You didn't dump her. THEN WHY THE FLIP ARE WE EVEN HERE" I was getting more and more annoyed at him. Like if were anime characters you would actually see smoke coming out from my ears.

"Nobody dumped anybody. We just kinda..... broke up" He almost choked his words bc he couldn't contain his tears.

Truth is, Kris never had a serious relationship before. The list of girls he dated could beat the length of the great wall of China. You're already lucky if you end up with him in a month or two. The shortest he had, I remember, was 2 days. Everything happens so redundantly until Sooyoung came. Sooyoung was not exactly as pretty as the other girls Kris dated but she was kind, cheerful, smart, and to top everything, she has the iest legs ever recorded in the history of mankind. She is attractive but not exactly pretty according to my standards or maybe I'm just jealous. The thing though is that, she doesn't seem to have any idea she's attractive at all but who is she trying to kid anyway, right?. She could wear rags and still look hotter than the ozone layer.

"Maybe that's why Kris likes her", the crap I tell myself everytime realization hits me.

They've been together for like 3 months I thought everything was going smooth and sailing. Quite long right?

"You have a lot of girls flocking all around you. You're a handsome prick. You have this amazing ability of making every girl's underwear fly off the other side of the universe with your smile. You are too good for her Kris" I said in a matter-of-fact tone forgetting that my bestfriend is a major playboy who deserves to get dumped. "Besides, it's not yet the apocalypse. Yo