"Duuun dun dun dun!" Shoving the glowing screen of his phone in Chanyeol's face, Sehun announced, "You, my dear and lonely friend, are gonna sign your lowly self up on EXO-L!"

"EXO-L? Isn't that lube?" Chanyeol's left eyebrow was raised all the way up now in question while Sehun just looked unamused. How dumb could his hyung be?

"No it is not lube, but of course you'd think that." Before Chanyeol could interject that Sehun would've thought of that as well because they were both gay, he was cut off by the maknae's explanation. "It stands for Exotic Love . As in we homoual pieces of meat are fabulous and exotic, and this is the place for other people just as awesome to find love." 

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A/N: Hellooo lovelies~^^ I've had this idea stored away for a while now and I finally got in the mood to actually write something up, so please look forward to my first fic! Whether it's a oneshot or chaptered I have yet to tell myself, but I really hope to get this fic done because dorkyeol has just been killing me and chanbaek in general gets me going soooo I hope you enjoy it when I finally get the first part up! And constructive critism is always welcome!

Warnings: boyxboy (y'all on a fanfic site for crying out loud I'd actually be surprised if anyone on here HASN'T tried reading before) and ? most likely yes because eyyyyyyy dorkyeol in the streets and kingyeol in the sheets ;) 

Park Chanyeol - 22 years old, guitarist of the band EXO, music major at SM University, currently searching for someone to end his string of breakups.

Byun Baekhyun - 22 year old diva of the campus who is single and lonely due to his 'high impossibe' standards.

Oh Sehun - 20 year old maknae of the band EXO and Chanyeol's childhood friend. 

Xi Luhan - 23 years old and Baekhyun's sassy friend that forces him to try online dating.

Do Kyungsoo - 25 years old, runs the dating site Chanyeol and Baekhyun join.

Kim Jongin - Kyungsoo's 20 year old boyfriend that likes to mix client's matches up for fun.