On the second day of Christmas SM Ent. gave to me, 
2 fleeing Chens
and a fire in the group's dorm

daeshingthroughsnow added happy-hunukkah to the conversation

daeshingthroughsnow: 'Twas the night before Krismas, when all through the dorm not a member was stirring, not even a Yeol.

happy-hunukkah: Hyung, what are you-

daeshingthroughsnow: The stockings were hung on the room doors with care, in hopes that SanTao Claus soon would be there.

happy-hunukkah added Su-ho-ho-ho to the conversation

happy-hunukkah: THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH JONGDAE HYUNG

Su-ho-ho-ho: Maknae, what's the problem?

daeshingthroughsnow: The members were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of dance practice replayed in their heads.

happy-hunukkah: ^That's the problem

Su-ho-ho-ho: Why? I think the poem's quite cute

daeshingthroughsnow: And Joonma in his 'kerchief, and I in my (100x cooler than Joonma's 'kerchief cause he's a sensitive female and has bad style)                                                    cap, had just settled our brains for a two hour nap.

Su-ho-ho-ho: Oh.

daeshingthroughsnow added Chanyelf to the conversation

daeshingthroughsnow: When out in the kitchen there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter

Chanyelf: Hey guys wha- woah what's ChenChen doing? IT LOOKS FUN

Chanyelf: CAN I JOIN?

daeshingthroughsnow: Of course my dear apprentice ;)

Chanyelf: COOL :D

happy-hunukkah: .

Su-ho-ho-ho: Maknae! No swearing! It's bad for your health!

Su-ho-ho-ho: Hold on I might have vitamins you can take to cure you. I gave some to Chen but I guess it doesn't work on ages 12 and under...

daeshingthroughsnow: I am a grown man and you are an .

Su-ho-ho-ho: See? The pills weren't very effective

daeshingthroughsnow: Oh I'm sorry, I meant you are an arse*

Chanyelf: Away to the fridge I ran like a flash, tore open the door, and threw up the trash

daeshingthroughsnow: The look on my face of the new-fallen food gave joy to the intruder who scurried below, (A/N: It was a mouse that rummaged through their fridge btw)

Chanyelf: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a pack of ramen and eight burned cookies

happy-hunukkah: You're not even rhyming anymore! 

happy-hunukkah: pleASE STOP

happy-hunukkah: SPARE ME. 

Chanyelf: And what if I don't?

happy-hunukkah added santao-claus and frosty-snowman to the conversation

daeshingthroughsnow: Pfft what are they gonna do?

santao-claus: I am getting 10 notifications per minute what is THIS. And please stop THIS.

daeshingthroughsnow: Nah, I think I'm good

santao-claus: I don't think you get it. I say this in the nicest way possible cause you're apparently older

santao-claus: Hyung would you like a wushu stick up your in the next ten seconds? 

Su-ho-ho-ho: (⊙︿⊙)

santao-claus: arse*

Su-ho-ho-ho: (⊙︿⊙)

santao-claus: *

Su-ho-ho-ho: ^__^

daeshingthroughsnow: no sir. SIR NO.

santao-claus: Then shut the fu-

Su-ho-ho-ho: (⊙︿⊙) (⊙︿⊙) (⊙︿⊙) (⊙︿⊙)

santao-claus: -dge up.

daeshingthroughsnow: Lol on second thought, I don't take orders from people who listen to Joonmyun

frosty-snowman: Umm hey, who knows why Tao walked out on me during dance practice and headed out of the studio with shorts on and a wushu stick                                       in one hand? It's -15° outside.

happy-hunukkah: PffthahAHAha, Chen where are you?

daeshingthroughsnow: ...in the dorm...

happy-hunukkah: Well I suggest you aren't in 2 minutes

daeshingthroughsnow: ABORT. ABORT. THIS IS COMMANDER CHEN FLEEING THE PERIMETER. RETREATE MISSION

daeshingthroughsnow is now offline

santao-claus: WHERE THE IS HE

Su-ho-ho-ho: Language, child!

Author's Note: I couldn't put all 12 members in this chapter or it'd be a bunch of useless side characters. I'll try to update more before Christmas so expect it! Oh and the poem Chen and Chanyeol were parodying is "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" and it's a pretty famous (and pretty long) Christmas poem so yeah, it was kinda fun and stressful to write. You can tell I got lazy with the rhymes towards the end D: Oh and Suho has vitamins for pretty much everything so if you got the reference, gold star for you!