On the first day of Christmas SM Ent. gave to me,
a fire in the group's dorm

Su-ho-ho-ho added 11 others to the conversation

Su-ho-ho-ho: We haven't really discussed this yet so, what do you guys want for Christmas?^^

candykaine: A PUPPY.

Su-ho-ho-ho: Kai, no. You already have three dogs!!!!

santao-claus: A PUPPY.

Su-ho-ho-ho: We bought you one this year!

santao-claus: ...Candy needs a playmate... (╥﹏╥)

candykaine: ...and my children don't even live in the dorm... (╥﹏╥)

Su-ho-ho-ho: B-but... Don't give me those faces! Wu Fannn handle this!!!!

merryKRISmas: Wow, I'm impressed. That's your record time for how long you could last until you call me.

Su-ho-ho-ho: (╥﹏╥)

merryKRISmas: Kai, Tao, we are not and I repeat, NOT getting pets. It's bad enough dealing with 11 of you.

santao-claus: Hmph, fine

santao-claus: BUT

happy-hunukkah: I feel like I know where this is going

santao-claus: I want Gucci instead.

happy-hunukkah: Thought so.

merryKRISmas: ...........

merryKRISmas: Suho let's get another puppy, it's cheaper

santao-claus: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

candykaine: :DDD

xinglebells: Ooh if we can get pets now, I WANT A UNICORN

merryKRISmas: Shut up Lay no one cares

xinglebells: D:

Su-ho-ho-ho: Now don't be so hard on him. The poor guy can dream

xinglebells: DD:

frosty-snowman: Lol

xinglebells: You join the chat and that's all you can say?! hyUNGGG

Ludolph: Lol

xinglebells: You too Lu-ge?!?!?!!!! You all DDD:

Su-ho-ho-ho: You guys shouldn't be arguing, we're supposed to be talking about Christmas presents!

baek-the-halls: That's not even arguing. It's just Lay whining and XiuHan subtly mocking him.

xinglebells: DDDD:

mistleD.O.: Are you done now? Well I want a microwave for Christmas.

frosty-snowman: Don't we have a microwave?

mistleD.O.: HAD. The two K maknaes put a ing pot of ramen in the microwave

candykaine: So?

mistleD.O.: so? SO?!?! THAT WAS A METAL POT.

mistleD.O.: I WALKED INTO TJE KITCHEN TO SEE THE MICROWAVE ON FIRWE AND YOU TWO IDIOTS PLAYING VIDOE GAMES

mistleD.O.: YOU DIDN;T EVEN NOTICE WTH

mistleD.O.: ?!?!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??!!!??!?!?

frosty-snowman: Woah, D.O. can type fast (you have some typos though)

happy-hunukkah: so?

mistleD.O.: FIRE.

Su-ho-ho-ho: And when was this???

candykaine: 5 minutes ago...

daeshingthroughsnow: I thought that burning smell was coming from Kris trying to cook or something O_O

merryKRISmas: Ha ha. Very funny.

Ludolph: Wait, fire in the dorm? FIRE IN THE DORM?!?

Ludolph: EVACUATE. EVACUATE. CALL 911 HOLY THERE'S A FIREASDFGHJKL

daeshingthroughsnow: Oh calm your Lu, I think we're fine

mistleD.O.: Hmm? No, the fire is spreading. We are not fine.

daeshingthroughsnow: WAT. CALL THE MANAGERS. CALL 911. LAY GET YOUR UNICORN, WE'RE FLYING THE OUT OF HERE

xinglebells: umm... that's a pegasus though... unicorns don't have wings...

daeshingthroughsnow: Then why the hell do you want one if all it has is a horn? Just get a horse and tape a freaking ice cream cone to it's head!

daeshingthroughsnow: Useless creatures.

xinglebells: DDDDD:

frosty-snowman: um it's still spreading...

mistleD.O.: lol peace out, I'm sleeping in the dance practice studio

santao-claus: Wow I come back from shopping and find our dorm on fire. Thanks guys.

santao-claus: I'm going with D.O. hyung. Anyone else who wants to come better hurry up! Minus Kai and Sehun as I quote from hyung, "Those s can                                 survive on that pot of ramen they microwaved for a month for all I care."

daeshingthroughsnow: lol bye es

baek-the-halls: I CALL DIBS ON THE BENCHES

frosty-snowman: I SAY WE LEAVE BAEK BEHIND WITH KAI AND SEHUN

Ludolph: Sorry Hunnie, I want to be fed for another month!

xinglebells: Wait up! DDDDDD:

happy-hunukkah: YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH KAI?

candykaine: YOU'RE LEAVING ME WITH SEHUN?

mistleD.O. removed happy-hunukkah and candykaine from the conversation

Chanyelf: Are we still listing what we want for Christmas?

Su-ho-ho-ho: You're a little late Yeol but sure, go ahead

Chanyelf: Hyung, I want a new snapback

merryKRISmas: Finally, someone normal

Chanyelf: witH BUILT IN HEADPHONES AND A 3D DRAGON ON THE FRONT THAT BREATHES REAL FIRE AND WINGS THAT CAN MAKE ME FLY                         AND AND AND "HAPPY VIRUS" PRINTED ON THE BACK OF THE HAT.

merryKRISmas: Damn it.

Author's Note: Hehehe, cliché story is cliché. Anyway, hope you liked the first chapter! Everytime I proofread it, I kind of died inside so bear with me it's my first crack fic. Soo, HIT ME WITH THEM COMMENTS! I'M ALL EARS GUYS! :D