SPY!AU

SME, short for Spies, Masterminds and Engineers, is a spy agency comprised of perhaps the most brilliants minds in the business. (Also the dirtiest, but hey, tradeoffs and constraints, am I right?). Once functioning in perfect equilibrium, the company is thrown into chaos as the head of the EXO department, one Zang Yixing, goes Missing In Action.

Enter Huang Zitao. Perfect Spy, top of the line and nicknamed 'The Lone Wolf'. Touted as the best spy in the business, he is the one hailed throughout the company as the replacement for Zhang Yixing. That is, until Tao's promotion is given to a cold giant and Tao is stuck with a partner from hell.

With the MIA Yixing present in everyone's minds and the threat of something dark and sinister looming on the horizon, will the EXO division be able to work together and restore their good name, or will they fall?

Written as a memoir through the viewpoint of someone extra special (and maybe a little extra crazy)

Members of SME, EXO division:

Kim Joonmyun (Spy alias: Suho):

Position: Field Spy

Speciality: Only one able to withstand and calm down Do Kyungsoo during his fits of rage, able to manouver his way out of the stickiest situations through the power of his speech, best negotiator of EXO

Park Chanyeol (Alias: Phoenix):

Position: Engineer extraordinaire

Speciality: Uncanny ability to push one DO Kyungsoo to his limits, spreads happiness like an epidemic where ever he goes, can create designs in his head for machines that will later be coveted by other spy agencies, most sought after engineer along with Byun Baekhyun

Byun Baekhyun (Alias: Bacon - Curtesy of Park Chanyeol)

Position: Software designer

Specialty: Managed to make one Do Kyunsoo fall in love, can pull apart any machine and later name every part of it in alphabetical order, loves creating extremely realistic video games, lovingly nicknamed "little " by Do Kyungsoo. "y litle " on good days.

Do Kyungsoo (Alias DO)

Position: Mastermind

Specialty: Can spin any situation ot his favor, devises all plans and field plays, controls all spy activities and engineer operations, can strike fear into your heart with one look, but melt you into a puddle with a smile. Also capable of making you go crazy with his smoulder (favorite specimen to try smoulder on: Byun Baekhyun)

      (Because he really has so many perf expressions, LYKE WTF)

Oh Sehun (Spy Alias: Tracker)

Position: Field Spy

Speciality: Best tracker in business, plays predator-prey games with his target, mastermind in mental games, art of blending-in: mastered

Zhang Yixing (Alias: Lay)

Position: Head of Department of EXO

Speciality: Ability to make any situation and any conversation dirty, vast knowledge of chemicals and their side effects (aka favorite method of...getting rid of targets)

Status: MIA. Last seen in picture below nearing target location.

Kim Jongdae (Alias Chen):

Position: Mastermind

Speciality: Better known as troll, can create a fun envoronment whereever he goes. Usually seen with engineers Chanyeol and Baekhyun, creating chaos. Uncanny ability to read situations and body language. Ability to decipher one's worst nightmare not five minutes into conversation, best poker player ever. Amazing ability to embody soulful looks, and garner sympathy from even the coldest hearts

Lu Han (Spy Alias: The Angel)

Position: New recruit - Field Spy

Speciality: Amazing hearing, calming presence, second best tracker after Sehun, known as 'The Angel' due to his method of finishing off targets swiftly and cleanly and his ability to jump really long distances and really high giving the illusion he is flying. Innocent looks, bright eyes and bubbly personality allow him to- like Sehun- blend into crowds perfectly making him a great undercover agent

Kim Jongin (Spy alias: Kai)

Position: Field Spy

Speciality: His smirk renders men and women alike speechless (and gooey), shockingly innocnet and sweet (even after so many years as field spy), capacity to store information is seemingly endless, amazing memory, touted by Chanyeol as " on legs", extremely good at studying people (second only to Kim Jongdae)

Wu Yifan (Alias Kris)

Position: Classified

Speciality: Classified

(Because he is gorgeous. OH GAWSH!!!)

Huang Zitao (Spy Alias: The Lone Wolf)

Position: Field Spy

Speciallity: killer fashion sense, killer in general, ability to strike fear into hearts, known as lone wolf due to similar "hunting" style and his insistance on working alone, best field spy out there, deadly when handed weapons along the line of paper, banana, stick, your shoelaces (ie anything). Constantly requested by fellow spy companies when "special" situation arise, impresisve ability to anticipate opponent moves, allowing him to forever be one step ahead

Other Character:

Kim Minseok: Unsuspecting Civilian