I decided to take my girlfriend out to dinner for Christmas. We’re walking to a sushi restaurant, hand in hand, ready for a special night. As we walk in the waiter takes our coats and guides us to our table.

“You made a reservation?” She asks.
“Ofcourse. I picked the most romantic table possible.”
“You are so cute!” She says as she sits down and pokes my cheek.
“Why do you always keep doing that?” I ask as I lay my hand on hers.
“Because I think you’re cute.” She replies as she leans over the table and kisses me.

Then the waiter arrives and takes our orders. Almost at the speed of light he comes back with our drinks. He gives us an iPad and explains us this is a new system to order the food. Since this is an all you can eat restaurant, you can order in multiple rounds as usual. The service is just a lot faster thanks to the iPad. So we order a couple of rounds and decide we don’t want a desert because we’ve had enough.

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