Fanboy

Dumb and Dumber Antics.

 

 

“Oh My God, Siwon is so fine!”

“I think I’ll melt under Donghae’s gaze!”

“Gosh, Sungmin! It’s not okay to looks like three years old! It’s illegal! I feel like a e.”

“Kyuhyun oppa, please serenade me under the moon!” Chanyeol continuously screamed in front his laptop.

“Baby, I think you should spare you throat. You screamed a lot, you’ll lose your voice soon at this rate.” Kris said worriedly. “Don’t you baby me now Kris Wu! I’m busy spazzing over my oppas newest MV. Nothing can bring me down. Hey, MAMACITA! NAEGA AYAYA! “Chan…..” Kris’ voice drowned by the speaker blasting Super Junior’s newest album loudly. He can only hope Chanyeol fanboy moment die down soon. But clearly, he doesn’t expect Chanyeol to step up to the next level.

“What are you doing sugar? It’s only 3am. You don’t usually up at this hour.” Kris said hoarsely, he’s awakened by the loud noise Chanyeol producing in kitchen. “I need to pack bentos for my oppas! I need to show my support their comeback! I can’t wait to meet them in flesh!” Chanyeol chopped the carrots a bit too excited. “Go back to sleep Kris.” He shooing Kris away with kitchen knife. So Kris go back to sleep, albeit begrudgingly.

When the clock hit 9am, Kris is awake (again) because sunrays hit his eyes not-so-gently. “, I’m late!” He hurries to take a quick bath. After he all dressed up, he goes to kitchen to find Chanyeol. But he only found a note from Chanyeol.

 

                                “Hey, Kris!

 I’m sorry I’ve got no time to make your breakfast! I had to go to SM building

earlier than expected. Please just buy some donut and coffee from Minseok hyung’s

café.”

                                                                                                                Chanyeol

 

Now Kris is having a mixed emotion between irritated, mad, jealous and sad. Chanyeol usually always have time to make Kris’ breakfast. He contemplated whether he has to go to work now. He’s the CEO after all, he guess he can take a break sometimes. He quickly text Yixing, his secretary he’ll be absent today. He decided to take a walk around the city today. No, he won’t check on Chanyeol’s condition. His walking route is just coincidentally near SM building. He can spot Chanyeol from afar, he saw a happy grin plastered on the face he loves the most. But he immediately frowned at the crowd around Chanyeol. “Don’t touch my boyfriend, !” He mentally throws daggers to fangirls and fanboys around Chanyeol. The crowd is getting outrageous at the sight of Super Junior entering SM building.

Kris sighed. “I think it’s time to visit an old friend.” He also follows Super Junior lead and enters the building. “OMG,WHO IS THAT PERSON?” A fangirl pointed at Kris. “He is super duper hot!” “He must be a new super trainee!” “No, he must be SM newest actor!!” They hastily take Kris pictures.  “KREASEE!” Chanyeol waved at him. But Kris can’t hear him because of the noise. “Do you know him?” Daejung, a Super Junior fangirl asked him. “Is he still single?” “Please introduce him to meee!” “I want to be his girlfriend!” the girls immediately surround Chanyeol, bombarding him with question and request. “Back off, I’m his boyfriend!” he stated smugly. “Eyy, you’re his boyfriend?” “Impossible!” “Then I’m Siwon’s girlfriend. The crowd doesn’t believe him. Chanyeol angrily marches to SM entrance following Kris to show ‘em who’s the boss. But he stopped immediately by the security. So much for being the boss.

 

“I’m sorry, but unauthorized person can’t enter this building without permission.” The security glares at him. He deals with so many fans who try to enter the building. He’s getting tired out of it already. “B-but you let Kris in! I want to see him! Chanyeol whined like a kicked puppy. “You mean Mr. Kris Wu? He’s one of our stakeholder, sir. But even if you are Mr. Wu acquaintance, I can’t let you in without permission. Chanyeol deflates like a balloon. He doesn’t want to meet Super Junior anymore. He wants to see Kris. So he goes home.  After he thought a lot of it, he’s been ignoring Kris for past days. “What if Kris meet SM’s girl group? They’re so pretty. What if Kris mad at him and ask them for a date? Kris is so handsome, rich and smart. They won’t refuse him.” Chanyeol groaned in frustration.  His phone interrupt his moment, Mamacita is playing as his ringtone.

“Hello?”

“Chanyeol, where are you baby?”

“I’m currently at home, why?”

“Are you sick or something? I can’t found you outside SM building. I want to introduce you to Super Junior!”

“I don’t want to meet them anymore. I miss you. I want to see you right now.”

“Wait for me, Fenghuang. I’ll be home soon.” Kris ended the call and exits SM building immediately.

“Where are you going, Kris?” Siwon shouted.

“Home!! Bye Choi!! He waved and left.

 

“Baby, what’s wrong? I thought you want to meet Super Junior.” Kris caressed Chanyeol’s cheek. “I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you lately. I just realize this when people fangirling over you. It’s make me jealous.” “Ssh, it’s fine dear.” “No, I’ll stop being Super Junior’s fan. I’ll be your number one fanboy!” Chanyeol declared proudly. “I like how that’s sound. I’m already your number one fan, love.”

“My dream has come true! I date my number one bias!”  Chanyeol kissed Kris cheeks. Kris kissed his lips in return. “I love you to the moon and back, Kris.”

“I love you to the galaxy and back, Chan.”

 

 

 

 

“But what should I do with this Super Show 6 tickets and backstage pass?”

Chanyeol immediately snatched it from Kris’ hand. “Oppas, here I come!”

Kris really want to burn that fine-print paper.

 


author's note:

I'm really happy this story positive responds.

this is the result if you have a friend who keep spamming your phone with super junior pics everyday, hahaha

i swear when i wrote this on paper it's take about six page, but it's actually only 961 words.

please pardon any grammar mistakes.

college is just started, so it's seems i really can't update regularly.

 

Your comment make me really happy, please comment more.

i love reading them. whenever i got a new comment notif i feel giddy inside

-belzenev

 

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KrisYeolLove
#1
Update soon~
suibian
#2
Chapter 2: eue
so ing cute & funny..
poor kreaae.
guess (WO)man never changes /shot
harukimin #3
Chapter 1: You know??Thesedays.Life is so lonely without Krisyeol!but now you helps me throwing away my loneliness!!Yr fic daebaek!!so cute !!!Cuteeee fics^^
ZacKris
#4
Chapter 1: Oh god. I'm in love with all of your krisyeol story.
It's so cute and sugary. Yeol character is the best !
holikaholika
#5
Chapter 1: it's so cuteeeee. all your krisyeol drabbles are cute and chan is so adorable ;u;
suibian
#6
Chapter 1: o u o <3
kudos to ya
Ivy012345 #7
This is really cute~ keep it up!