PAIRING: SEBAEK (Sehun x Baekhyun)
Genre: Fluff
Length: 634
Warnings: Mature cheddar cheese
Description: How to get cute guy to notice me?

This was written as a birthday gift for bringnse-xsebaek​ who I've adopted (against her will). Happy birthday bb girl! I really hope you enjoy (sorry in advance if this is poop). You should also go check out her fics - they're awesome!
 

To the tall boy that always orders a chocolate bubble tea on Fridays. I think you're cute, like really cute.

- A secret admirer

To a secret admirer,

Thank you for thinking that I'm cute. I tell my friends that all the time but no one seems to agree with me, maybe you can get them to change their minds?

- Tall cute boy
 

To Tall cute boy,

You changed your order today, is everything okies?

- A secret admirer

P.S. I'm not an eye doctor so I can't help you there because the only way that they could ever possibly think that you're not cute is if they were blind.
 

To secret admirer,

Just wanted to spice things up for once. Change is good sometimes, don't you think?

- Tall cute boy

To Tall cute boy,

I like the way you think. I also think I might like you.

- A secret admirer

P.S. Can I ask what your name is?

To a secret admirer,

Please call me Sehun. How should I address you?

And will you ever reveal your identity?

- Sehun

To Sehun,

It's a beautiful name, perfectly fitting for someone as incredibly handsome as you are. How could I ever stand before a fine specimen like you? I'm not worthy, but it's okies; just basking in your beauty from afar is enough to bring me happiness.

When you smile, sun shines.

- Just call me your secret admirer

To my secret admirer,

True beauty transcends the physical body, true beauty lies within. Besides, I don't think that's true, I think you're probably the most adorable puppy dog I've ever seen in my entire life.

- Sehun

To Sehun,

How is it possible for someone to be so perfect, because that's what you are; beautiful on the inside and outside.

How could I possibly reveal my identity to you now?

- Forever your secret admirer

To Adorable puppy dog,

I didn't see you today. Where were you? I was worried about you.

- Sehun

To Sehun,

Something came up and I was running late but by the time I got here, you were already gone.

Wait, how did you know I wasn't there?

- From your Adorable puppy dog

To Baekhyun,

Do you remember when you asked me why I switched flavours? It was an experiment.

See, I know for a fact that the boy who served me that day currently has a boyfriend because said boyfriend just so happens to be my best friend. Also, there was only one other customer in the shop at the time: you. That's how I knew who you were. Please forgive me for not telling you sooner.

- Sehun

P.S. Kyungsoo finally told me your name after I bribed him with some baby photos of his boyfriend.

To Baekhyun,

Why haven't you been around lately? Kyungsoo hyung said you haven't dropped by in over two weeks. 

- Sehun

To Baekhyun,

My bubble teas don't taste the same any more. I hope that you're reading this.

- Sehun

​P.S. I think I might miss you.

To Baekhyun,

I think I might like you. If you still like me, meet me here on Friday at 2pm (I'll be waiting for you every Friday). I hope that we get the chance to finally speak to each other, face to face.

- Sehun
 

To my boyfriend, Sehunnie,

I love you.

- From your boyfriend, Baekkie
 

To my boyfriend, Baekkie,

I love you, too.

- From your boyfriend, Sehunnie

To Lanky Boy and Kicked Puppy,

This bulletin board is for advertisments only, not for the two of you to post soppy love messages to each other.

If the two of you don't quit, I will spike your bubble teas with laxatives.

Thank you for your patronage.

- Do Kyungsoo

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