EXO CHAT DEPARTMENT (Xiumin, Tao, Chen, and Lay)

Chen-Chen started a conversation with ZiGucci

Chen-Chen: Do you know where it is?

ZiGucci:  Dude what are you talking about

Chen-Chen:  The last Banh Bao

ZiGucci: What the fk is a Banh Bao??

Chen-Chen: I thought you knew Viet???

ZiGucci: no

Chen-Chen: ugh whatever, where is it

ZiGucci: WHAT??!?

Chen-Chen: Goddammit Tao, THE LAST BAOZI?

ZiGucci: oh

Chen-Chen: what

ZiGucci: Lay ate it

Chen-Chen: ahah you’re funny

ZiGucci:

Chen-Chen: You’re being serious?

ZiGucci: Do I look like I’m joking right now?

Chen-Chen: man

Chen-Chen added Layixing to the chat

Chen-Chen: Listen up dickhead

Layixing: Holy cow what the heck

ZiGucci: HYUNG!!!

Chen-Chen: sorry sorry. LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE

ZiGucci: *facepalm*

Layixing: What did I do???

Chen-Chen: Oh you know what you did

ZiGucci: Chen please

Layixing: What did I do…

Chen-Chen: Do I have to really confront your sins Lay? MR.ZHANG YI?

Layixing: 


ZiGucci: Hyung are you high?

Layixing: no


Chen-Chen: oi I’m not finished with you

Layixing: DUDE WHAT DID I DO???

Chen-Chen: You fkn ate the last baozi

Layixing: What

Chen-Chen: Don’t fkn lie to me

Layixing: Well, I did take it, but technically I didn’t eat it

ZiGucci: Wait what

Layixing: I fed it to my fish


ZiGucci: You’re definitely high

Chen-Chen: YOU’RE KIDDING?!!??!! XIUMIN IS STRAPPED TO A CHAIR BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE HE SEES

Layixing: Yolo

ZiGucci: Really hyung?

Layixing: that’s what those kids say nowadays!

Zoomin added himself to the chat [special function due to hacks and extreme anger]

Chen-Chen: he escaped

ZiGucci: Uh oh

Layixing: :D haha bye bye world

Zoomin: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO.
OKAY. WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER ERS TOOK MY BAOZI HUH? HUH??????


Chen-Chen: Uhm

ZiGucci: Hi Xiumin

Zoomin: IT WAS YOU TAO WASN’T IT?

ZiGucci: WHAT NO??

Zoomin: YOU LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ZiGucci: IT ACTUALLY WASN’T ME MAN

Zoomin: CHEN? I LOVE YOU BUT WAS IT YOU???

Chen-Chen: Why would I?

Zoomin: THEN WHO WAS IT??????

Layixing: hahahahahah any last prayers for me guys?

Zoomin: YEAH I DO! I HOPE YOU WILL LIVE A PERFECT LIFE AND LIVE IN PARADISE, LIVE FOREVER AND BE HEALTHY

Layixing: Oh wow

ZiGucci: He doesn’t realise does he

Zoomin: wot. Wait…. Wait…. If it wasn’t Chen… or Tao….

Layixing: XIUMINNNNNNNN :DDDDD I LOVE YOU HYUNGGGG <3 <3 <3

Chen-Chen: Lay

ZiGucci: Run

Layixing:


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A/N: I kinda rushed this one because I'm at school writing this ahahahahaha 

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