~ haven't updated in a long while I'm sorry hehe but exams are 3 weeks away =__= ~

Diva_princess: guys who wants to learn Chinese with me :D

Wookie: are you really heechul-hyung D:

Diva_princess: ... Are you ok? Of course I am.

Wookie: really?! O.O

Hae_fishy: h-heechul hyung?!

Diva_princess: WHAT?!

Hae_fishy: ... You're heechul hyung?

Diva_princess: *face-palm*

Hyukkie_hyuk: it's heechul hyung guys.

Diva_princess: no I'm totally Leeteuk. =____=

Wookie: that actually makes sense.

Diva_princess: =___=

Hae_fishy: wait so are you heechul hyung or not?

Diva_princess: HAE!!

Hae_fishy: what? I'm genuinely confused >:

Diva_princess: okay hae, I am telling you once and for all that I AM KIM HEECHUL.

Hae_fishy: ah ok ^__^ 

Diva_princess: =____= and can you guys please answer my question?! 

Wookie: heechullie hyung doesn't say "please".

Diva_princess: GEEZ FINE!! GO UP THERE AND READ MY FREAKING TEXT IDIOTS.

Wookie: ^___^

Gentleman_mimi: ge, you want to learn Chinese?

Diva_princess: yes.

Gentleman_mimi: why? You aren't in SJM.

Diva_princess: I realized.

Gentleman_mimi: and even if SJ promotes in china, you just need to know how to introduce yourself and I think you do already...

Diva_princess: GEEZ I JUST WANT TO LEARN CAN YOU JUST STOP?

Gentleman_mimi: =___=

Diva_princess: URGH forget it I'll go ask Henry.

Chocolate_chip_munk: yes yes yes hyung I'm here why! What do you want to tell me??? ^___^

Diva_princess: whoa why so hyper. Anyway I need you to teach me Chinese.

Chocolate_chip_munk: ahhhhh ok ^__^

Diva_princess: finally someone agreed. Are you coming over to the SJ dorms today?

Chocolate_chip_munk: well I can if you want me to.

Diva_princess: great. Come over and teach me thanks.

Chocolate_chip_munk: Kay. ^__^ see you later hyung.

Gentleman_mimi: when exactly do you need to learn it by?

Diva_princess: how about today?

Gentleman_mimi: I wish you luck.

Diva_princess: why?

Gentleman_mimi: Chinese isn't something you can learn in a few hours hyung.

Diva_princess: whatever.

Gaemkyu: LOL hyung why do you want to learn Chinese.

Diva_princess: why not?

Gaemkyu: why now?

Diva_princess: go away.

Gaemkyu: hmmm... No >:3

Chocolate_chip_munk: ah ok hyung I'm coming over now ^___^

Diva_princess: good.

Chocolate_chip_munk: ah wait D:

Diva_princess: what?

Chocolate_chip_munk: I can't go over hyung I have a schedule!

Diva_princess: WHAT?!!!

Chocolate_chip_munk: hehe I'm sorry hyung >___<

Diva_princess: THEN WHAT DO I DO?!!

Chocolate_chip_munk: ehhe how about you send me what you want in korean and I'll translate it for you?

Diva_princess: that doesn't help me "learn" Chinese =__=

Chocolate_chip_munk: I know I'll teach you some other time but you need it urgently now right?

Diva_princess: ... Yeah ok. I'll PM you.

Gaemkyu: send it here Henry >:)

Diva_princess: NO DONT YOU DARE HENRY LAU. AND YOU CHO KYUHYUN.

Gaemkyu: >:)

Heechul > Henry:

Diva_princess: I need you to help me translate this:

Diva_princess: aish this Is embarrassing.

Chocolate_chip_munk: it's ok just send it here, I won't send it to kyuhyun hyung.

Diva_princess: promise?

Chocolate_chip_munk: promise ^__^

Diva_princess: ok. I love you.

Chocolate_chip_munk: you love me?

Diva_princess: no I mean translate that for me.

Chocolate_chip_munk: so you don't love your dongsaeng? D:

Diva_princess: no. Hurry up.

Chocolate_chip_munk: ok ok wait...

Kyuhyun > Henry:

Gaemkyu: hey Henry.

Chocolate_chip_munk: yeah?

Gaemkyu: wanna play a game?

Chocolate_chip_munk: what game?

Gaemkyu: how about you translate everything wrongly for heechul hyung? >:)

Chocolate_chip_munk: and why would I do that?

Gaemkyu: because he's probably gonna write a love confession to hangeng hyung?

Chocolate_chip_munk: ah really? That's kyute. But how did you even conclude that?

Gaemkyu: OMG HENRY YOU USED KYUTE!!! :D

Chocolate_chip_munk: ... Ok, if it makes you happy I guess?

Kyuhyun > SJ CHAT:

Gaemkyu: HENRY USED KYUTE.

Diva_princess: go away.

Hae_fishy: =__=

Kyuhyun > Henry: 

Gaemkyu: ok I'm back ^___^

Chocolate_chip_munk: You just had to, didn't you? =__=

Gaemkyu: yep. Anyway are you dense or plain ignorant?

Chocolate_chip_munk: I'm guessing both. Now explain hyung.

Gaemkyu: ok so you see heechul hyung wants to learn Chinese, right? And he didn't ask hangeng hyung. Which means it has something to do with hangeng hyung. And then he needed it today. It's hangeng-hyungs birthday.

Chocolate_chip_munk: wah hyung you're wonderful :D

Gaemkyu: I know. That's why I'm geniuskyu. 

Chocolate_chip_munk: and derp kyu.

Heechul > Henry:

Diva_princess: YAH DOES IT TAKE THAT LONG TO TRANSLATE ONE SENTENCE?!

Henry > Kyuhyun:

Chocolate_chip_munk: OOPs heechul hyung wanted me to translate "I love you" what do I do?

Gaemkyu: 我恨你

Chocolate_chip_munk: is that a little harsh?

Gaemkyu: no just do it.

Chocolate_chip_munk: ok

Henry > heechul:

Chocolate_chip_munk: 我恨你

Diva_princess: how effecient =__=

Chocolate_chip_munk: I'm sorry. Is there any more?

Diva_princess: yes. "Happy birthday ^__^ and don't forget even if you're not in SJ anymore you still belong to me, understand?! Anyway love you ^___^ come back to visit us ne?"

Chocolate_chip_munk: for hangeng hyung?

Diva_princess: no it's for Leeteuk.

Chocolate_chip_munk: REALLY?! MEANING HANCHUL ISN'T REAL?! BUT I THOUGHT.

Diva_princess: Geez does no one know the meaning of "sarcasm"?!

Chocolate_chip_munk: OHHHH PHEW.

Henry > kyuhyun:

Chocolate_chip_munk: ok hyung help: "Happy birthday ^__^ and don't forget even if you're not in SJ anymore you still belong to me, understand?! Anyway love you ^___^ come back to visit us ne?"

Gaemkyu: whoa what the heck Henry you think my Chinese is that good?

Chocolate_chip_munk: isn't it?

Gaemkyu: I'm korean =___=

Chocolate_chip_munk: oh right. Ok urm help me change the korean words I'll do the translation.

Gaemkyu: sad birthday, ^__^ and please forget you belong to me since you aren't in SJ anymore, understand?! Anyway hate you ^___^ don't come back to see us, ne?

Chocolate_chip_munk: that's harsh >:

Gaemkyu: nah geng hyung will know it's me.

Chocolate_chip_munk: huh?!

Gaemkyu: heechul hyung sent it to the SJ group chat. Hyung is in it.

Chocolate_chip_munk: you think he'll get the hint?

Gaemkyu: he's smarter than you.

Henry > heechul:

Chocolate_chip_munk: 祝你生日不愉快，还有请忘掉你是我的，因为你不在 SJ 里了，知道吗？还有我恨你，不用回来看我们了。

Diva_princess: I really shouldn't trust you but... Ok.

Heechul > hangeng: 

Diva_princess: 祝你生日不愉快，还有请忘掉你是我的，因为你不在 SJ 里了，知道吗？还有我恨你，不用回来看我们了。

韩庚: heechul-ah... Did kyuhyun translate that for you? XD

Diva_princess: no.. Henry did. Why?

韩庚: I'm pretty sure kyuhyun was involved.

Diva_princess: why?

韩庚: do you know what it says? XD

Diva_princess: no... What?

韩庚: sad birthday, ^__^ and please forget you belong to me since you aren't in SJ anymore, understand?! Anyway hate you ^___^ don't come back to see us, ne?

Diva_princess: WHAT THE HELL?! I DID NOT MEAN THAT OH GOD.

韩庚: haha I know, I think kyuhyun knew this too.

Diva_princess: huh?

韩庚: kyuhyun knows things.

Diva_princess: .... Ok... But you get what I mean right?

韩庚: yes, and I love you too ^__^ I'll try to see you soon, okay?

Diva_princess: yup, thanks hannie ^__^ love you

韩庚: me too. Oh and by the way...

Diva_princess: yes?

韩庚: I knew you were gonna send this to me.

Diva_princess: WHAT? How?

韩庚: you sent it to the SJ chat.

Diva_princess: O.O ok...

韩庚: haha you're too kyute. Bye heechul, see you soon ^__^

Diva_princess: bye hannie ^__^

Heechul > kyuhyun

Diva_princess: CHO KYUHYUN.

Gaemkyu: >:)

Diva_princess: YOU DESERVE TO DIE.

Hehe this was totally random like on the spot writing hahah hope it's not too bad. :)

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