~ eunhae chap for galexyilyinnie (( I tried to eunhae but idk if it's enough eunhae haha )) ~

Donghae > heechul:

Donghae: heechul-hyung!

Heechul: what.

Donghae: I'm bored.

Heechul: so?

Donghae: I don't know... Hyung entertain me!! :D

Heechul: no.

Donghae: why?? D:

Heechul: I don't live to amuse you hae.

Donghae: B-but hyung!!!

Heechul: bye.

Donghae: HYUNG!!

Donghae: Hyung?

Donghae: HYUNG!!!!

Donghae: D':

Donghae > Siwon

Donghae: siwonnie D:

Siwon: yeah?

Donghae: I'm sad D:

Siwon: why?

Donghae: because heechul hyung ignored me.

Siwon: what did you even ask him to do?

Donghae: entertain me. I'm bored!!!

Siwon: ._____.

Donghae: what?

Siwon: why didn't you find eunhyuk.

Donghae: he's not anywhere D:

Siwon: ....

Donghae: D:

Donghae: hey where did you go.

Donghae: don't ignore me too!! D':

Donghae: DDDDD:

Donghae > ryeowook:

Donghae: WOOKIE :D

Ryeowook: yes, hyung?

Donghae: I'm bored.

Ryeowook: ...

Donghae: talk to me :D

Ryeowook: hyung I'm busy...

Donghae: noooo wookie don't leave me you're the only one left D:

Ryeowook: ?

Donghae: they all ignored me D:

Ryeowook: hyung, define "all".

Donghae: Siwon and heechul hyung.

Ryeowook: that's not all. Ask the rest! We do have 14 members you could talk to you know.

Donghae: but but but but but but

Ryeowook: hyung I'm really busy, bye...

Donghae: D: NOOOOO

Donghae: D':

Donghae > yesung:

Donghae: hyung!!

Yesung: go away hae I'm busy washing my ddangkomma.

Donghae: HYUNG!

Yesung: bye

Donghae: HYUNG!!!!

Donghae > shindong 

Donghae: hyung?

Donghae: hyung?

Donghae: .... Hyung?

Donghae: hyung.

Donghae: Nevermind.

Donghae > Kangin

Donghae: hyung!

Kangin: yes?

Donghae: I'm bored!!

Kangin: I'm not the best at entertaining people.

Donghae: oh right....

Donghae: ok bye hyung!!

Kangin: wait hae.

Kangin: hae?

Kangin: =___=

Donghae > Kibum:

Donghae: bummieeee

Kibum: yes hyung.

Donghae: I'm bored.

Kibum: yeah.

Donghae: talk to me

Kibum: sorry can't

Donghae: why?

Kibum: busy

Donghae: really?

Kibum: yeah

Donghae: ok then D:

Kibum: try Leeteuk hyung.

Donghae: oh right!!! Okay :D

Kibum: ^__^

Donghae > Leeteuk:

Donghae: Ummaaaaa~~~ ^___^

Leeteuk: yes, hae?

Donghae: I'm bored :D

Leeteuk: haha ok

Donghae: ...

Leeteuk: yes?

Donghae: aren't you going to...

Leeteuk: to what?

Donghae: I don't know... Entertain me?

Leeteuk: .____.

Donghae: .____.

Donghae: no?

Leeteuk: well...

Donghae: well?

Leeteuk: do you think I'm very entertaining? I mean as an MC I'm fine but.

Donghae: that's true. 

Leeteuk: yeah so...

Donghae: ok bye.

Leeteuk: bye!

Donghae > sungmin 

Donghae: sungminnie hyung!

Sungmin: yes, Donghae?

Donghae: are you free?

Sungmin: I guess so? I'm with kyu though so...

Donghae: so?

Sungmin: so I can't message you for long.

Donghae: why?

Sungmin: huh, isn't it obvious?

Donghae: .________.

Sungmin: ?

Donghae: x______x

Sungmin: what?

Donghae: O______O

Sungmin: HAE!!!

Donghae: *donghae's eyes have been scarred*

Sungmin: HAE!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO ITS NOT THAT OH MY GOD!!!

Donghae: ?

Sungmin: oh my gosh what are you thinking??

Donghae: well didn't you say it was obvious??

Sungmin: YES IT IS.

Donghae: IS THAT NOT THE MOST OBVIOUS??

Sungmin: NO?!

Donghae: THEN?

Sungmin: oh my god I meant that kyu is such an attention seeker I can't message you for too long!!!!

Donghae: OHHHHH

Sungmin: // face palms //

Donghae: hehe ok bye hyung!!

Sungmin: =___= bye.

Donghae > kyuhyun:

Donghae: kyu kyuuuu

Kyuhyun: I'm busy.

Donghae: but

Kyuhyun: I know what you are gonna ask, and my answer is no.

Donghae: how would you know?!

Kyuhyun: I'm with sungmin.

Donghae: so?

Kyuhyun: ... You texted him?

Donghae: so?

Kyuhyun: so I was next to him.

Donghae: so?

Kyuhyun: so I saw his texts.

Donghae: OHH

Kyuhyun: okay have I made myself clear?

Donghae: yes.

Kyuhyun: ok good bye.

Donghae: KYU!!

Donghae > Zhou Mi:

Donghae: Mimi hyung.

Zhou Mi: I'm busy right now hae!!

Donghae: doing what!

Zhou Mi: shopping :3

Donghae: ............

Zhou Mi: what? It's fun. I'll bring you along someday.

Donghae: no it's ok.... 

Zhou Mi: why??

Donghae: have fun hyung bye.

Zhou Mi: bye!!

Donghae > Henry:

Donghae: Henry!!!

Donghae: HENRYYYY!!!

Henry: yes hyung.

Donghae: >__<

Henry: what?

Donghae: bored...

Henry: hyung you know what?

Donghae: what?

Henry: I don't exactly live in the same dorm as you so I can't... 

Donghae: oh right.

Henry: Hehehe bye ^__^ good luck!!

Donghae: thanks ^__^

Donghae > hangeng

Donghae: Han-hyung!!!

Hangeng: yes Donghae?

Donghae: hyung hyung I need your help!!

Hangeng: why?

Donghae: you're my last hope ;_____;

Hangeng: last hope? For what.

Donghae: entertainment.

Hangeng: haha.

Donghae: ;____;

Hangeng: hae-ah, I can't entertain.

Donghae: but talking to me is enough ;____;

Hangeng: poor hae haha

Donghae: ;_____;

Hangeng: okay okay hahaha I'll talk to you... But wait for a while okay?

Donghae: okay ^____^ thanks hyung!

Hangeng: ahha no problem. See you in 10 minutes.

Donghae: ok ^___^

Eunhyuk > Donghae:

Eunhyuk: hae!

Donghae: HYUKKKK

Eunhyuk: how was your day?

Donghae: bad >__<

Eunhyuk: hahaha what happened?

Donghae: ignored by everyone other than Han-hyung.

Eunhyuk: haha it's ok.

Donghae: yeah, now you're here I have one more person to talk to along with Han-hyung!

Eunhyuk: haha ok. Ok wait hae I'll text you in 2 minutes, I need to settle something.

Donghae: ok!

Heechul > Eunhyuk:

Heechul: hi hyuk this is sungmin, kyuhyun, heechul, Kangin, Siwon, Leeteuk, Zhou Mi, Henry, Kibum, shindong, ryeowook and yesung. We just wanted to say...

Heechul: YOU OWE US FOR LENDING OUR PHONES TO YOU LEE HYUK JAE.

Eunhyuk: hahahahahaha ok...

Heechul: did you honestly have to use all our phones to make Donghae think we hate him =__=

Eunhyuk: hehehe well...

Heechul: please hyuk, even without this isn't it obvious he'd talk to you the most?

Eunhyuk: but he didn't text me first.

Heechul: that's cause you said you were at a schedule?

Eunhyuk: oh right.

Heechul: =____=

Eunhyuk: anyway thanks guys!!

Eunhyuk > Donghae:

Eunhyuk: I'm back!

Donghae: hyukkie you are too obvious.

Eunhyuk: ?

Donghae: hyuk ah.... I know you used their phones.

Eunhyuk: .___. How?

Donghae: well because I know some of them would never ignore me hehe

Eunhyuk: who?

Donghae: basically all except heechul hyung and kyu. Oh and shindong hyung and yesung hyung.

Eunhyuk: >:

Donghae: hehe it's ok hyukkie!!! I still love you ^___^

Eunhyuk: (:

Donghae: XD

I tried, I tried but hahahahaahhaha XD