A/N: Prompt: "Jaebam fluff pls! Bambam refuses to talk because Jaebum keeps imitating him and Jaebum spends the whole day begging for forgiveness."

"Aaaaaaaaand that's a wrap! Good job, boys!"

“You’ve toiled hard,” they all cantillated back while bowing at the staff members. They did their customary closing of “This was Got7, kamsahamnida,” before irrevocably being discharged to go convert outfits. Under commonplace circumstance, they’d return to their dwelling in whatever layer of outerwear they currently displayed, but they wished to have these coverings restituted for this photoshoot.

“Let’s be nimble, alright kids?” Jaebum uttered, clapping Youngjae and Bambam on the back as he sauntered past them. He gained the chronic, deferential “neh hyung” from Youngjae, but Bambam not only discounted him, but even vellicated his hand off, expeditiously charging ahead of them, visage inexorable.

Jaebum’s brow twisted to express deprecation; that was disturbingly counter to spirit for the routinely too-perky lad. Pondering perhaps he was merely enervated, Jaebum allowed it to abscond, filing away the tidbit to beleaguer about later.

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Jaebum was decaying. Or at least, he relatively convinced this was what expiring resembled in touch, having his honor decorticated away from him so utterly and devastatingly as he well-nigh bootlicked Bambam.

The entire. Freaking. Diurnal Course.

“Bambam-ah, do you want some Adam’s ale?”

“Bambam-ah, are you rapacious?”

“Bambam-ah, do you want hyung to relieve you of your perspiration through the use of this flimsy piece of paper and the properties of air?”

Bambam this, Bambam that…Jaebum had even proffered up his venerated shot-gun seat! And what he derived in return?

Gelid, ebony, muteness.

Jaebum was about to go off his rocker.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand next dey jb brought ise creem 4 bambam & he wuz 4given finaly & dey lived happyyyy evar after~ :DDDDDDDD

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Fin.

Edit: Haha yes, most of you guys guessed correctly, but yes Happy April Fools' Day! No worries, the real fic will be up in a couple of days, but I have to admit this one was a ton of fun to write~