You know what? I find it patently unfair that basically every video clip of Sunggyu that I find—every single one, without fail—makes me fall that much more in love with him. Heck, I bet I could find a fancam of him standing around smiling and I’d still hit replay an infinite amount of times because I’d just squee over even these most inane of activities...

Oh, wait.

Too late.

How dare you, you energetic yet sluggish hamster leader, you? How dare you look lovable just leaning over a railing? And how dare you ramp up the cute by smiling and waving? Don’t you know I’m old and I can’t take that much excitement?

CAN’T YOU FEEL MY PAIN?

Just stop already. STOP! So cute!!! It’s killing me! Noona is begging you…

Why the hair? Oh my Gyu, why the HAIR? My fourth favorite part of you? (Third, if you’re wearing a turtleneck sweater). So many feeeeellllsssss. So many intense, dirty, dirty feeeeellllssss…

You showed up nearly a minute into the video, but omo! That jacket you have on—the zipper is in the back? And you’re swaggering all the way back to your van? Do you even know what effect that combination of clothing and walking is having on me? Why do you always give me such non-PG thoughts?!? I’m getting on in years and I can’t take it!

(Also, at 0:14, yay! Another person wanting to know who our boys are!)

No, no, no, I