Don't marry Kim Sunggyu!
Spreading the Sunggyu LoveOh sure, we all know Kim Sunggyu as the y, charismatic general of Infinite. And of course, who wouldn’t want to marry a man like that?
The answer would be: this noona.
I am sorry to say, for all the reasons there are to marry Sunggyu, there are just as many reasons NOT to marry him. Hear me out, please!
I don’t know about you, but there are plenty of reasons why I will NOT marry Kim Sunggyu, the top 5 of which I present to you here with video evidence and probable disaster scenarios from married life with him.
1. Poor hand-eye coordination. Listen, those little eyes may be adorable, but they’re hazardous! I’m a natural klutz, and the two of us together would be a walking disaster zone.
Me: Darling, can you hand me that priceless porcelain vase that’s been in my family for ten generations?
Sunggyu: CRASH!
Don’t believe me? Ask SHINee’s Key about it.
2. Constant misunderstandings. Those little eyes can be dangerous! I’ve also been told I have a near-constant mean expression on my face. Between the two of us, we’d probably scare the dickens out of a lot of people. And I can’t even imagine if we had kids!
Me: Your teacher said you scared your classmates. What did you do?
Child: Nothing, mommy, I just looked at them. You know, the way daddy looks at Uncle Sungjong.
Uncle Sungjong doesn’t even get the worse of it!
3. Anger issues. Well, we all know Sunggyu’s brand of discipline. And I have something of a temper, too. I bet we’d get thrown out of a lot of restaurants and theaters.
Sunggy
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