K is for King-like Sehun

Letter the Sixty-third: Refuting dodgy claims

Deer Luhan,

I think my hatred of all things bubble tea is perfectly justifiable.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

Consider this scenario: Sehun likes bubble tea.  Sehun therefore has something to do with bubble tea.  Sehun is therefore "something bubble tea", or "bubble-tea-related".  I don't think your hatred of Sehun is justifiable at all.

Okay, the fact he still laughs over that photo of me in a lace dress makes it justifiable, but I just wanted to point out that it's probably not a good idea to go into a marriage hating your spouse.

LuLu

P.S. I actually don't know how Sehun can put up with dating somebody who hates his favourite thing in the world.

L is for Lovesome Sehun

Letter the Sixty-fourth: Noticing new things

Deer Luhan,

It looks like your defence instincts are pretty much the same as mine.  At least, when I don’t opt for throwing somebody over my shoulder.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

My defence instincts are actually to run away screaming and looking very ugly, but internet sources inform me that high heels can be pretty lethal weapons and from his reaction, I think I agree.

Hence why I have vowed never to anger a woman while she is wearing high heels.  I'd rather not be stabbed in the balls by a shoe.  There are better ways to die.

LuLu

M is for Metagrobolised Sehun

Letter the Sixty-fifth: Pointing out lost potential

Deer Luhan,

You do realise we still could have trolled them in the water if you’d jumped in with your clothes on, right?

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

But part of being manly is showing your abs.

LuLu

N is for Non-compliant Sehun

Letter the Sixty-sixth: Exchanging sympathies

Deer Luhan,

I don’t think “I’m glad I’m not in your situation” works here because I kind of am in your situation.

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