G is for Gabby Luhan

Letter the Thirty-third: Musing on appearances and potentials

Deer Luhan,

If adrenaline was a drug you could get high on, then I think the sporting world would be in danger.  Also, do you reckon it’s a coincidence that I look like a deer and my flight instinct is almost as good as a deer’s?

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

Deer can’t fly.  Can I refer you to the therapist I sent D.O. to about his flying penguins?

LuLu

H is for High-spirited Luhan

Letter the Thirty-fourth: Settling for compromises

Deer Luhan,

I am oscillating between thinking you’re the most normal member of EXO or the least normal.  Most normal because of the way you’re dealing with your whole situation, but least normal because of the way you involved me in it.  Then again, the rest of EXO doesn’t exactly set a high standard for normalcy, so I’m not totally sure that being “the most normal member” is something to be proud of.  So I think I’ll just consider you the weirdest and most badass instead, because even Tao’s wushu doesn’t match up to a dramatic air rescue.

Leigh

Dear Leigh

I think I’ll settle for badass.  You did seem to think it was better than being manly, after all, and everybody knows I’m manly.

LuLu

I is for Inquisitive Luhan

Letter the Thirty-fifth: Butchering the Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Deer Luhan,

Innuendo, innuendo everywhere, and not a trace of Queen.

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

I was trying to think of a Ree Lee inappropriate joke to put in, but I couldn’t come up with one.

On a side note, who was the fourth guy in Queen?

LuLu

J is for Jokey Luhan

Letter the Thirty-sixth: Fretting about semantics

Deer Luhan,

I don’t know if it’s a cultural difference or something, but isn’t a normal reaction to finding out somebody’s being chased by the mafia “sh*t” rather than “so do you have a crush on Sehun?”

Leigh

Dear Leigh,

I think we established earlier that the EXO members aren’t normal.  You therefore can’t expect their reactions to be normal, especially when they find out that a form of their favourite ship might sail.

LuLu

P.S. Any man with a shred of egoism is going to hope that a girl with a face as pretty as mine has a crush on somebody when she’s the only girl in a dozen men, but not all of them are deluded enough to think it’s himself.

K is for Knowledgeable Luhan

Letter the Thirty-seventh: Maintaining the status quo

Deer Luhan,

I know that life in the EXO-M