sehun was just as bad as chanyeol when trying to whisper and luhan had to resist the urge to punch him when joonmyun came passing by and said, "yeah, you guys have been acting strange lately."

"well, first off, i have no idea what you're talking about. and second, we are not." luhan said proudly, fixing his posture. he removed his hand softly from sehun's grip because joonmyun would give him hell about not being nice to the other members again (which luhan finds to be complete bull because baekhyun and jongdae do nothing but bother anyone within a twenty feet radius radius on purpose). "now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to talk with my friend a.k.a kim minseok." when joonmyun opened his mouth. he quickly added, "you're my friend too pops. exo is one, although i wish i could punch about more than half of you , therefore you and everyone else is minseok, meaningyou are my friend. including myself. now bye."

joonmyun and sehun exchanged looks and shook their heads as he walked on the stage away from them. luhan was special (ed).

excerp from crack fic