"Yifannie!!! Wakey wakey! We need to go shopping. SHINee accepted our sale and now we have a -load of money to spend. Come ON! Gucci's having a sale and I wanna go to the zoo. I hear they have pandas. Pandas Kris! Also, a new bakery opened up down the street and there's................park...............market...............not moving......KRIS!!

Kris groaned into his covers. Sometimes he regrets befriending the thing that was currently bouncing on his bed an--ohhh. Right in the stomach. Yep. Ladies and germs, Kris and Tao. Currently the most succesful pair in the SK Mafia. Known as Satan's beast couple. Officially dubbed in the black markets as Hell's Dragons. Notorious for their black silk cowels that covered their faces at all times. No one knew their real faces, their connections, or their personalities except for one another. And if anyone was to find out who they really were...damn, they'd be in for a surprise. Follow Hell's Dragons through their daily life and shenanigans as they cause troubles for the government. Also, they might've convinced a few officials to join their side while they were at it.

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Ok you little twerps (you're all probably older than me cuz dude, I'm 13), this is my first fic, it has no plot whatsoever, it's crack comedy, and has no point. Just stuff my brain produces. So, please be nice, constructive criticism is good, and flames will be used to feed Yifan. So he can burn your sorry for me. Sorry. LOL not polite. ANYways...my updates might not be too regular so y'all are gonna hafta be patient sometimes cuz I have a lot of different hobbies that I do. Spontaneously.