The Life of 8 Kimchis and 4 Ching-Chongs

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In which Sehun and Tao, the newest edition to the campuses students, experience the real life of college: a whole lot of idiots and ignorant fools. Could these brave boys survive this attrocity before they turn dumb? Well, the adventure begins!

Foreword

List of accepted applicants:

 

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Kim Minseok

Nickname: Xiumin

Age: 24

Major: Baking

Despite of his age, people mistaken him as a highschool student due to his actions and height. He has an undying love for buns.

Special Message:

"Hi, my name is Xiumin and I'm the bun boy."

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Luhan

Nickname: LuHan

  Age: 24

Major: Photo design

Though he is known for his so called "good looks," he's also the "ice prince." He enjoys making fun of everyone on campus for their pathetic love lives and their hideous faces, no one knows his dark secret.

Turns out he's gay.

Special Message:

"Did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust and descended from hell?"

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Kris Wu

Nickname: Kris

Age: 24

Major: Art

Although he has a passion for painting, his hardwork does not cut out the fact that his paintings look like poop. He's failing art class and doesn't understand what it means to get an "F."

Special Message:

"F is for fabulous."

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Kim Joonmyun

Nickname: SuHo

Major: Accounting

Despite his angelic face, his actions don't say so. Known for being the (lame) gangster at school, no one, and I repeat, no one, dares to lay even a finger on him. (It's cause he basically swims in money.) Thinking that he could buy anything in the world with money, his major was considered a "joke" to everything.

Special Message:

"It's not ching-chong; it's cha-ching."

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Zhang Yixing

Nickname: Lay

Age: 23

Major: Psychology

Trapped in an adult body, Lay's mental stability isn't well.. normal. Still living in the world where unicorns and dragons, he lives everyday as if he is high on life. Many if not all people question his sanity.

Special Message:

"Dude... Horses are unicorns without horns."

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Byun Baekhyun

Nickname: Baekhyun

Age: 22

Major: Singing

 Though his face may seem innocent, don't let his charms grow onto you. With the habit of slapping other people's butts, he is known to be the world's biggest ert.

Special Message:

"I like slapping hehe."

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Kim Jongdae

Nickname: Chen

Age: 21

Major: Computer Science

As if he has no life, Chen enjoys his daily life doing two things: stalking people and trolling the life out of them. When experiencing an encounter with him, do the following things: stop, drop, and get the heck out of there.

Special Message:

"LOLOLOLOLOL YOU'RE ALL STUPID."

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Park Chanyeol

Nickname: Chanyeol

Age: 21

Major: Teaching

Because of his bright personality, he is loved by everyone. However, just like Luhan, he has a dark secret... No, not his secret stash of barbie dolls, but his secret crush on... wait for it...

Baekhyun, the ert.

Special Message:

"I'm a hyperactive gay."

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Do Kyungsoo

Nickname: D.O

Age: 21

Major: Fashion 

With his owl-like eyes, D.O preferably likes to explore the world by himself. Being timid and shy infront of people, he prefers to be anti-social and sits alone at a table for six. Despite his serious case of anti-socialness, he is known to be a neat freak. Carrying around towels and wipes everywhere he goes, the sight of dirt disgusts him. 

Special Message:

"Shut up and eat soap; your breath stinks."

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Huang Zitao

Nickname: Tao

Age: 21

Major: Martial Arts

Okay, so maybe his body may seem manly, but in reality, he's as feminine as a girl. Having anawkward obsession of gucci and pandas (and not to mention his long life crush and idol, Kris Wu), this results him to have rarely  if not any friends.

Special Message:

"So.. you got any gucci?"

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Kim Jongin

Nickname: Kai

Age: 20

Major: Dancing

Due to his good looks and talent, this results Kai to be the (typical) most popular guy at school. He is known to be a player (aka , aka , aka on legs).

Special Message:

"You, me, bed, tonight."

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Oh Sehun

Nickname: SeHun

Age: 20

Major: Cardiology

Known for his innocence, Sehun does not know or understand anything. Yet, he has a crush on Luhan, the bully. He is known for being the "nerd" at school.

Special Message:

"I don't sweat, I sparkle."

 

Do you have what it takes to be here?

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What happens when you stick a group full of idiots with innocent people?

Bad things I tell you

Bad things

 

Author's Note:

Hello peoples, chubbiebunies in the house /insert cheering. *Warning I have no sense of humour what so ever. Yeah so please subscribe and comment c: I'll love you forever and maybe we can be friends hurhurhur.

 

Plagiarism Note;

Please don't plagiarize. That ain't cool dawg *ghetto*

 

Credits;

Special thanks to Cuppiecakesx3 for making well everything in this fic :D please subscribe to her stories and request graphics to her. She's fabulous and amazing. I probably bored you guys out so bye! /rolls away. 

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mallowme
#1
Chapter 16: ohmygod, i'm dying rofl Their costumes are freaking epic . Shake that booty Jongdae, I cant move on from Joonmyun as a credit card, Kyungsoo being a toilet paper and Yixing being a rock . This is just too hilarious . *winks
Cocoa10345
#2
Chapter 4: I think that Luhan was saying Bo Xian, which is Baekhyun's Chinese name, instead of bull .
Bystorm
#3
Chapter 15: Omg...awesome chapter ..good to c ya :)
-dearmydeer
#4
Chapter 14: LOL THIS CHAPTER WAS GREAT
XxExoticBabyAngelxX #5
Chapter 14: I love this story so funny ..
Minulzzang #6
I love this so much! Good job! ^^
hunhanpanda #7
Chapter 9: I think I've caught a disease from your story...called stupidity...LMAO! No, but seriously. Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to type this?! I was like ting myself cause I was laughing so hard! I am now officially an idiot...WHY?!
CupieCakesx3
#8
Chapter 9: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I CANT OMFG