2. Use distractions. Hang-out with non-y humanoids such as Suho-gramps, Suho-ojichan, Suho-grumpy, and Suho-gramps.

Suho couldn’t exactly remember when his room started to be the lair of stupid, noisy, and freaky kids. He watches in exasperation as Sehun beats Chanyeol in rock-paper-scissors for the fifth time and Sehun keeps on slamming pillows on Chanyeol’s face, who keeps on flailing and wailing, his body knocking off the bedside table and all the things placed on top of it.

“You! Stop!” Suho shouts, head snapping to and fro the two members. All shouts fade in the air as Chanyeol fights back, knocking Sehun off with a big swing of the bolster.

Sehun gets up and throws Suho’s favourite teddy on the mess that is Chanyeol’s hair.  The giant’s mouth forms an  O before he’s grinning that all teeth creepy smile and cracking his knuckles.

“Now you did it! The game is o—”

Before he could finish, Sehun has already knocked him off the bed with a throw pillow.

And then little but little, Suho’s room starts to become a kiddie playground.

Pillows and blankets are strewn on the floor; Sehun and Chanyeol’s body are a tangled mess as they wrestle on Suho’s bed, hitting moping Suho in the head. The poor leader opens his mouth for a scream but it is just swallowed down by Chanyeol’s SEHUN YOU KICKED MY BALLS THAT IS BELOW THE BELT YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO CARRY MY CHILD—

And when Chanyeol charges for a punch, and Sehun had foreseen what is coming, the ending comes out as Sehun having a smug face because Suho-hyung kicked him out of his room for the night, Chanyeol has swollen balls (one that Sehun kicked and the other one Suho had punched) and there’s a mean lump on the left corner of Suho’s wide forehead.

Chanyeol blames this all to the ugly perfection and sack of iness that is Byun Baekhyun.

And speaking of the ing devil, Chanyeol doesn’t know if it’s a mirage, or if it really is Baekhyun, but he sees his pretty brunette head poking on the door