Potiphar
Jong In And The Amazing Technicolour Dream PantsJoseph was taken to the US in cuffs and sold,
Where he was bought by a man named Potiphar
Potiphar had very few cares
He was one of USA's millionaires
Having made a fortune buying shares in Pyramids
Potiphar had made a huge pile
Owned a large percentage of the Nile
Potiphar
"Meant that I could really live in style"
And he did
Jong In was an unimportant
Slave who found he liked his master
Consequently worked much harder
Even with devotion
Potiphar could see that Jong In
Was a cut above the average
Made him leader of his household
Maximum promotion
Potiphar was cool and so fine
Potiphar
"But my wife would never toe the line"
It's all there in chapter thirty-nine
Of Genesis
She was beautiful but Evil
Saw a lot of men against his will
He would have to tell her that she still
Was his
Joseph's looks and handsome figure
Had attracted her attention
Every morning she would beg him
"Come and dance for me, love"
Joseph wanted to resist her,
Till one day she proved too eager
Jong In cried in vain
"Please stop
I don't believe in free love"
Potiphar was counting paper
In his den below the bedroom
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him
Suddenly he knew his riches
Couldn't buy him what he wanted
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn't love him
Letting out a mighty roar
Potiphar burst through the door
Potiphar
"Jong In, I'll see you rot in jail
The things that you have done are beyond repair"
Poor, poor Jong In, locked up in a cell
Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell
Poor, poor Jong In, locked up in a cell
Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell
Locked up in a cell
Source (original lyrics): http://www.lyricsondemand.com/
did I mention it get's unrealistic? Yeah going to jail for sleeping with his master's wife
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