Jacob

"Jong In's mother, she was quite my favourite wife

I never really loved another all my life
And Jong In was my joy because
He reminded me of her"

Through young Jong In, Jacob lived his youth again
Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then
It made the rest feel second best
And even if they were - 

"Being told we're also-rans
Does not makes us Jong In fans"

But where they had really missed the boat is 

"We're great guys but no-one seems to notice"

Jong In's charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And his father couldn't see the danger
He could not imagine any danger
He just saw in Jong In all his dreams come true 

Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son
To make it clear that Jong In was the special one
So Jacob bought his son some pants
Some multi-coloured pants to wear 

"Jong In's pants were elegant,
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
A king would stop and stare" 

And when Jong In tried them on
He knew his skinny jean days were gone 

Such a dazzling pair of many colours
How he loved his pants of many coloures  

In a class above the rest
They even went well with his vest
Such a stunning pair of many colours
How he loved his pants of many colours
They were red and yellow and green and
Brown and blue 

Jong In's brothers weren't
Too pleased with what they saw 

"We have never liked him
All that much before
And now these pants
Make us rant
We feel life is unfair

And when Jong In graced the scene
His brothers turned a shade of green
His astounding clothing took the biscuit 

"Quite the smoothest person in the district" 

"I look stylish, I look smart
I am walking work of art
Such a dazzling pair of many colours
How I love my pants of many colours"

They were red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange BLUE

To be continued..

Source (for the original lyrics): http://www.lyricsondemand.com/