Story Statistics:
Title: I Didn't Choose the Gay Life
Characters: Oh Sehun, Lu Han, Kim Jongin
Pairing: Hunhan
Genre: Comedy
Rating: T+ (?)
Warnings: Implications of , high levels of idiocy, profanity, and failed attempts at crack. Also, Luhan may be a bit OOC. Beware.

Author's Message:
I don't even know anymore. I have a huge writer's block, and writing stupid things like this is my way of coping with it. Hope you enjoy!
Comments are highly appreciated.
P.S., there's no real .

Note: This hasn't been pre-read.