Payback? Or a double hit?
Chen Gets Trolled-Next Day-
Chen: *in bathroom and starts coughing*
Me: *runs in* Oppa, are you alright?
Chen: *gasps for air, then gurgles a bunch of water* Did-did you switch out my toothpaste with soap?
Me: What are you talking about? *takes the toothpaste from him and sniffs it* Oh, haha-
Chen: Nice way to get me back maknae.
Me: *hands it back* I'm not getting you back oppa. You got yourself.
Chen: Huh? Me: This was the bottle of toothpaste that you used on me as a prank a while ago remember?
Chen: *looks at it* Oh yeah....haha...
Me: Trying to blame me...psh, that was low Chen.
Chen: Hey! It made sense at the time!
Me: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Just hurry and get yourself ready, alright?
Chen: Whatever.
Me: *scoffs and leaves* Men.
Chen: I heard that!
Me: Just get dressed pabo!
Chen: *comes up behind me and whispers in my ear* I'm already dressed.
Me: *jumps away* Yah! God Chen!
Chen: *looks down* Hey, you took my Piglet socks!
Me: Um...no I didn't-Hey, you took my shirt!
Chen: No I didn't.
Me: Yeah you did!
Chen: Well you took my socks. Yah, give them back~
Me: Come and get them then. *runs out*
Chen: MAKNAE!!
Me: *giggles and runs to the living room as Chen chases me*
Chen: Come back here!
Me: Aniyo! *laughs*
Chen: Seriously, stop!
Me: No!
Kris: Yah! What is going on here?! *me and Chen freeze*
Chen: Hyung, she took my socks~
Me: Hyung, he took my shirt~
Chen: *looks at me* You messed with my toothpaste!
Me: *looks at him* You messed with my soap!
Chen: You-
Suho: Would you two stop! *we shut up*
Me: But hyung-
Suho: Maknae, enough.
Chen: Hyung-
Kris: Jongdae.
Suho: You two are a couple, yet you're here arguing like a bunch of two-year olds! You should be ashamed.
Me: But Suho-hyung-
Suho: Shut it. I don't want to hear another word.
Chen: But hyung-
Suho: I said shut it! I don't care who did what. Apologize now, and end this nonsense.
Chen: *sighs and turns to me* Sorry Alisha.
Me: Sorry Chen. Kkaeb song~
Chen: *smiles and offers a hand* So are we okay now?
Me: Yeah. *shakes his hand, but he shocks me when I do* Chen! Hyungs!
Kris: Aish. Chen, enough.
Chen: Nae hyung.
Me: What?! That's it?! But he-
Suho: *sighs* Alisha, enough, please I'm getting a headache from you two.
Me: Not fair! *pouts and looks at them*
Kris and Suho: *say nothing*
Me: Aish! I'm going out.
Chen: I'll come with you-
Me: No! *glares at him and leaves, slamming the door*
Chen: *sighs*
Kris: Go after her.
Chen: What? Are you crazy?
Suho: Go after her idiot. Before I do and get more compassion points in her book than you.
Chen: Aish. *leaves*
Kris: Remind me how he has a girlfriend again.
Suho: I don't even know.
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Author's Note: So that bottle of toothpaste...yeah, I may have accidentally put it in the bathroom by accident XD And the hand shocking part, Chen used one of these (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joy_buzzer) for that. One more thing, this sign ~ , just means that that person is speaking in a whiny voice. Alright, that seems to be it. Till next time!
~SaxyEXOticELF
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