I have so many things to say about this fic that I can't even find the right words. 

First of all, this fic is going to be a bit suggestive. I'm not going to rate it M because I don't find a reason to because it's not but if anybody is uncomfortable with even mentions of it, I'm sorry. This isn't a fic you should read >.>

Second of all, I AM NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO WRITE THESE KINDS OF THINGS. I was so embarrassed to write this that I had to stop every few sentences and cover my face out of embarrassment. 

Third, haha creative title. It basically reflects the whole fic. 

Fourth, Luhan is me. Kinda. Except he meets cute boys and I don't. And he does other things that I don't do. But his personality is the same. Yeah. 

Fifth, this is a oneshot/drabble. I might've made it seem kinda chaptered from the way I described it. 

Sixth, enjoy? /runs away