"Exit's on the left, Chanyeol."

"Then open the door."

"No."

"But that's the only exit with you in it."

Italics is Chanyeol. Bold is Baekhyun. Normal is speech.

*instead of a oneshot, i decided it'll simply be a collection of drabbles revolving around Chanyeol and Baekhyun, but occasionally other pairings in exo as well. because this was introduced as a texting fic, it will continue to be the main form of communication between the two, but it may accidently stray off topic in some drabbles.