No matter how gruesome my daydreams are and no matter how much i hate people,
i'm just too lazy to actually commit.

For instance.
This fat little pig of a human threw a jellycup at me.
Don't ask me why, i have absolutly no idea.
I was just sitting on the bench; after about 10 minutes of solid running, taking a rest.

When out of nowhere, this little brat came flying, chasing a little girl and screaming.
He had the audacity to actually stop his chase, look me up and then decide to throw his sweet treat at me.
It was pre-meditated, send him to the bighouse.

Kids i swear, i could punch them all out.

I wanted to badly to just punch the little out.
He looked about 12, old enough to know not to mess with a violent teenage girl with sociopathic thoughts.

But alas, i had just done a load of running and i was pooped.
So i settled for throwing the gooey cup back at him.

HE CRIED, HE ING CRIED OH MY GOD.

My energy conveniently refilled when i saw an angry mum making her way towards me.
Time to skedaddle.

It was my day off from the menacing deathtrap known as school,
and i spent most of it lying in a random frontyard.
I had no idea whose yard it was, but the grass was soft and i'd be damned if i was going to get up anytime soon.
No one could make me.
No one.

"What the are you doing ?"

"If i wasn't so tuckered out, i would rip your lips off wide eyes"

"Why are you on my lawn?'

"It looked comfy and i ran so yeah, you, your lawn is mine now."

Kyungsoo sat next to me, looking across the road at some of the kids playing soccer.

"I'm really bored."

"So am i"

"Maybe we should get jobs"

I looked at him like he'd just suggested we go eat my mother for brunch.
Getting a job was not on my list of things to do.
Reason being; i was very, very lazy.

"You're the devil reincarnated"

"Hey at least we get money"

"Money sounds good but still it"

"I heard they need a new 'face' for the clothing store near the school. Why don't you go be pretty for them?"

I scoffed unattractively and gave a quick gaze at wide eyes.
The indecent bastard was looking at my legs.
I knew i should have worn really baggy trackpants this morning instead of shorts.

"I will poke out those wide saucers of yours with a fork if you keep looking at me like that."

He laughed and got up from the damp grass.
After patting down his damp tushie;
and what a nice tushie it was.
I mean, what?

"I'll see you tomorrow "

"Byebye~"

"Get off my lawn"

I'd been at my new school for a month now.
My kill list growing rapidly each passing day.
And i had a feeling that it would get even longer today.
Today was pep rally day.
My school tries to be western sometimes and pulls stunts like this.
Kyungsoo and i waddled our way into the gym, taking our spots somewhere near the back.
Ms Patty herself walked out onto the stage, waving and beaming a smile at the faculty.

I'd since found out her real name, but Patty suited her too well, so i refused ever using it.

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE EXOTICS PEP RALLY!"

The school cheered, while Kyungsoo had fallen asleep on me; his head on my shoulder.
I'd grown accustomed to the boy constantly falling asleep in odd places and at odd times.
His wide eyes somehow completely shut and his little heart smile pouting slightly.
He looked nice when he slept.

What the hell am i thinking?

"OKAY! EVERYBODY REPEAT AFTER ME! E-X-O-T-I-C-S!

"E-X-O-T-I-C-S!"

"GO TEAM!"

"WOOOO"

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