What would you do when you'd find out that your lovely bias is actually your brother?! Cry? Commit suicide? Dominate the world for being cruel? Hmn.....you don't know? Then, let's see how Luri copes up with it in this story. On how can she save her sanity.

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My People, My countrymen, People around the whole world! I present to you my story.....

.......Meh!......too grand..

AYOO Peeps! The name's Luri. But just call me fabulous gurl  Louise.

So now, i'm going to tell you a short summarization of my dramatic and tear-jerking life...... /cues dramatic BGM/

All my life, I have llived with my foster parents in California, along with my 'brother' ofcourse! *coughdevilfromtheunderworldcough"

My life is pretty simple. I'm not like those overly dramatic characters you see in Fanfics PFFFTTT!.......aren't I?.....Neh! i'm just a fabulous  simple mature girl, who has the right sense of logic, bundled with the abundance of intelligence. 

Yeh! Dats me.

And I actually have friends! can you believe that?!.

 Here in  California, I have a few sets of friends around me. All of them are really kind and caring.

And Crazy!

They're so inlove with their One Direction, Justin Beiber, and a human wrecking ball.

Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against them. I'm just sad that none of my friends likes the fandom I am in. 

(Well, I do tell my bestie, Saera, how I love all of my future husbands to be. But I don't think she's really a fan......sad life)

What fandom you ask?

EXO Ofcourse! well, Kpop in general, BUT EXO OFCOURSE!!! 

EXO...oh what a heavenly word! heavenly fandom! HEAVENLY BODIEZ!

As I drool over them watch them everyday, I made a promise to myself and to my fandom that ONE DAY I shall kidnap meet them!

yes, I know it's so touching. You can all cry nao.

But there's a member in EXO that I would kill someone just to meet him.

My husband #1  ultimate Bias, SUHO~ 

AISH! his angelic face and soothing voice is just sooo Perf!

His irresistable look and his Oh so yummy lips!

AND HIS MONEY BANK!

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...ehem.....moving on..

I'd also post pictures, videos, and even write fanfics about them in different social networking sites.

to sum it all up..

i'm going sasaeng for them...

yeh..

they're like unreachable stars!

Undreamable dreams!

UNPOTATABLE POTATOES!

But everything changed when the fire nation attacked!I finally met my real family back in Korea.

YEAH! my life is a shieet storm!

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►Me and other characters in this story:

♦ Luri 

(aka. Louise, The Super ultramega fabulous Exotic ruler  The kind and sweet little sister)

♦Suho

( aka. Kim Joonmyeon, The money bank oppa)

♦Baekhyun

(aka. Bacon, 'Pet' )

♦Kai

(aka. Kim Jongin, The aegyo man covered with y, y bronze skin guy )

♦Chanyeol

(aka. Chanyeollie~, The cute 'dancing machine')

♦D.O.

(aka. Kyungsoo, Owl lad, Mr.Weirdo with just a ton of cuteness)

♦Sehun

(aka. Demon, Ultra Mischievious guy, Not-so-shy guy)

♦Exo-M

soon..........SOON...

♦Sungjae

(aka. Bro, Little devil, Sungjerk )

♦Saera

(aka. bestie, partner in crime)

► Author's message  Something people don't read:

Yo Yo Yo! People in the haus!..

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yeh okeh...

Kristlelu-ge here! I'd like to thank anyone who actually read my foreword and people who are reading this message.......

Srsly, why are you still reading this?....

Anyway, If you find anything similar from my story to another story (which is highly possible) Then you're wrong!- Jk Jk  it's all just a coincidence.

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Excuse my wrong grammars or spellings because 

I is a no englisher! I is a Alien!!!

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And lastly,  All those GIFs above aren't mein! Oh! Please do not plagiarize my story. IT'S MEIN!

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This story is going to be full of Romance, comedy, drama, horror, thriller, mystery, smu- Just kidding! it's just more on romance and comedy. Oh! did I forget to tell you that this story will have.

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Only cookies.....and my fab insanity...

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