My Imaginary Friend
Description
This is a lovely story for a competition that I have entered once again. Such a weird pair I have gotten. Please don't be mean, cut me some slack, I have researched this girl for a week to try and write a story with her in it. I won't try to make Siwon a complete derp....
Pairing: Siwon and Lime
Genre: Comedy
Includes: Bull, crack, and my pure genius (do not plagiarize, please)
Rating: Most likely PG 13 (I like to cuss)
Here is the link to the contest cause I'm to dumb to figure out how to write it with the name of the thing and stuff...
Foreword
Deming that I have had an odd social life (or lack there of) my parents have enrolled me in therapy session before I went off to college in an attempt to make life a little less awkward for me. I left that crazy lady, and her comfortable sofa, understanding a lot more than I originally did.
Things I Learned In Therapy:
1. Talking to yourself doesn’t make you crazy. What makes you crazy is doing it over a walkie-talkie.
2. The quickest way to get more self-esteem is to take it from other people.
3. My therapist says I have a condition that causes indecisiveness, and she’s naming it after me. I’m not sure how to feel about that.
4. The imaginary friend I had as a child was actually a real person. Going to the park will never be fun again.
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