Why did he have to ask me out on this awful Valentine’s Day?  Valentine’s Day is not my style. All those lovey-dovey couples were turning me blind. I should’ve just stayed at home and watched Pororo. I sighed before glancing around the café, trying to find Jongin but he didn’t show up. He did told me that he was going to be late but I did not expect him to be this late. I’ve been sitting here for god knows how long and this is my third orange soda. I’m so going to slap his perfect face with a ing chair.

“Hi there cutie.”

I raised my head to see who was talking and guess what? A man in his 30s was staring at me with a smirk on his face.

“You look like you’re alone. Can I sit here?”  He said while his bottom lip.

. Another danger.

ERT ALERT! ERT ALERT!

Please let me die I don’t want to deal with this old ert please please please someone please hit me.

“He’s with me. And no, old man. You can’t sit here.” A stern voice came from my behind and I turned my head.

Thanks goodness.

Bless you Kim Jongin.

Sorry for wanting to hit you earlier.

You’re my knight in shining armor.

“Sorry. I- I thought he was alone and need someone to accompany him and he is k-kinda cute, that is why I approached h-him.” The old ert stuttered when Jongin gave him a death glare and he later disappeared into the crowds.

Oh wow.

Fierce Kim Jongin.

There were butterflies in my stomach.

Wait.

What am I talking about.

Something must be wrong with me.

“I’m sorry for being late. It was the traffic, you know.”

Whatever, .

I don’t buy that.

I almost got by an old ert and sorry is the only thing you can say?

…

No maybe not ‘almost got ’, I chose the wrong words but whatever.

“Are you mad? Why aren’t you looking at me?”

Yes I am mad.

“No.” I said as I flashed him a smile.

“Thanks god. I was afraid you would get mad at me.”

I am mad.

Can’t you tell?

er.

“The world is a dangerous place!” I said as I buried my face in my palms and started sobbing. “Awh c’mon, we both know you're bad at acti