The Squishy Voodoo Doll. (One-Shot)

Description

They say using a voodoo doll for bad, will bring bad things to you. And using it for good, will bring back the good things you've done. 

"Karma." Kai thought as he stared deeply into the eyes of the voodoo doll he had created a while ago. Surprisingly the voodoo's cheeks seemed unexpectedly squishy. Something was wrong here. Kai couldn't control himself. He wanted to pinch those squishy cheeks and stare deeply into those wide eyes of the voodoo doll that were inviting him to do bad things. Bad bad things. Like? Squishing the doll's cheeks to death. Yep, Kai loves squishy cheeks. Squishy, squishy, squishy. 

"I shall call him Squishy, and he should be mine. And he should be my Squishy." Kai thought of it for a while before deciding a real name for the voodoo doll. 

"D.O. Your name will be D.O." He grinned widely to himself. Oh how good it felt, but oh how bad it was in the reality. Kai had done a big mistake, a very very big mistake that will change his life. 

For good or for bad?

*fart*

"Ew D.O did you just fart?!" Kai ran to the windows and popped his head outside so he could inhale some fresh air instead of the aroma of something not pleasant to the nostrils.

 

Well... I guess you already know the answer now.

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*fart*

"Dammit D.O what have you been eating the past few days?!"

Foreword

A/N: *hides in a corner full of shame* OTL what have I done again?! Here's another one-shot... And I'm telling you this is so LAME. It's worst than the first crack one-shot I've made called 'The Revenge Of Mrs. Chicken.'. A TOTAL FAIL.

But I would like to see if you like it or not xD Well............................... 

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No way! You'll totally hate it! Akjhbsdigbsiudghiwe anyways! Please wait for my update xD And check my other story featuring LuHan: Almost Love.

See ya<3

Thanks to Starlite Graphics for the great poster and background! 

 

Comments

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strawberrii_chu #1
I was so confused but when D.O farted i laughed because um, random much xD
mikukimchi
#2
wahhh. i am so confused o.O
but your story made me laugh, espicieally with the fart part.
at the moment i was imaganing it on my head i was laughing like crazy.
anyway, good job authornim ^^
kurama-ssi
#3
xD LOL priceless
Uri_kaisoo #4
Chapter 1: Aah..i get it now! Like ur story much!!
silversea108 #5
Chapter 1: I was a bit confused at first, but I do understand now, great story :)
sjkaiexo
#6
Chapter 1: NICE ONE AUTHOR-NIM I LOVE IT~