The Crack Family

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"Yifan ge!"
"Yifan ge!"
The said groaned.....not again he thought to himself 
"YIFAN GE!!!" 
Kris sighed and walked toward the source of all the commotion 
"What now, Tao?" 
*sniff*"T-T-There's a b-b-big bug in our room" *sniff*
Kris scowled and trudged toward their room, grumbling about how this always happens, about tao being a wushu master and still getting scared about the smallest things.
Tao pouted upon hearing that, and mumbled to himself "But it's really big" 

5 seconds later


"Holy ! That thing is ing huge" kris ran out of the room and toward tao 
*sniff* "I told you"
The both of them looked at each other, an understanding passing between them. 
*sniff* "UMMA"
"Junmyeonie~~"

•In Suho's room•


"Sing for me~" 
The leader deadpanned "no"
"Junmyeonie....sing for me" Yixing pouted 
"Ew don't ever do that again please. Ew"
Yixing pouted to himself. He showed his boyfriend his puppy eyes. 
Right when the leader was about to change his mind, he heard his baby call for him.
"Tao!" He said and ran out the door.

"What's wrong?" He asked his baby panda.
"There's a huge bug in our room!!"
Kris answered for tao. 
Suho deadpanned, and thought You're the oldest and the tallest out of the two of you....and you're scared of a bug? 
The leader sighed and walked toward taoris' room.

•About 5 seconds later• 


"AHHHH"
The shortest of the crack family ran out of the room and into the arms of the taoris couple. 
"T-T-T-that.....b-b-bug....ewww"
"I know"

Having enough of all the stupidity that came with the taoris couple.

Lay stormed out of Suho's room and stomped towards the room of hell. 

Swung the door open, found the bug, skittering toward tao's dresser. 


He stomped on the bug once "stupid tao and his stupid fears"

Stomp "stupid kris and his stupidity"


"Hey" the said called out 


"Stupid suho and how he stupidly makes tao his first priority" 


Stomp, stomp. Stomp 


He trudged out of the room, swiftly passing the offended couple and pulled suho to his room leaving the taoris couple to clean up the dead bug


They grimaced just thinking about the task. Ew 

 

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a/n

Thanks for reading~~ :D 

(nothing new just me editing this author's note)

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mari_038
#1
Chapter 1: Oh.

And Kris be shrieking like a dying whale is just...not very manly

Meanwhile, Yixing stomping on the big bug...EW
Baebaegopa #2
Chapter 1: Lol that's hilarious
Bubbaboo #3
Chapter 1: Oh and just imagine that girly screech coming out from the taoris couple!!! X'D that'd be rich!!! Hahahhaha
Bubbaboo #4
Chapter 1: Lol!!!!

If i was that roach, i'd be like.." Wow, yixing ..i can totally FEEL THE LOVE. =_="


Lol!!!!!!!!! Poor bug!
MissQwin
#5
Chapter 1: Ahhahaa.. that bug must be so big !! >_<
Yixing reaction while stamp on the bug was so funny !! Hahhahaa.
Thank you for the story authornim :)
tamoki #6
Chapter 1: LOL Yixing XD lashing his jealousy at the poor bug. Idk but I can totally picture taoris being a scaredy cat couple hahahaha
MizzPeel0007 #7
Chapter 1: I fully get Tao's reaction, as small as the bugs or flying insects are someone has to be here to kill them for you. Reminds me of episode 8 of EXO Showtime, just had to laugh kekeke.
sheakaluvsjungjihoon
#8
Chapter 1: hahahahha I'm almost 30 and I still have to get my mom to kill big bugs for me...nope not doing it
Wushupandabear #9
Chapter 1: Wow, that must have been a big bug!