99 problems (and you're 69 of them)

Description

zitao learns that luhan and sehun are the Worst Friends Ever, pick up lines don't really work, and jongdae is horribly dense. but it's okay -- zitao is horribly dense, too.

Foreword

Huang Zitao has many problems.

 

He's barely managing in his studies, he's already failing his Korean class, he's a pretty efficient procrastinator and has a tendency to fall asleep while skimming through his Economics notes. He's afraid of snakes, he can't cook for his life, he still thinks that there's a monster under his bed, and he has to tiptoe around his room so as to not step on anything. He's also obsessed with Candy Crush, he can't seem to get out of bed before twelve in the afternoon, has a five minute patience for everything and anything, and he never remembers to separate the whites and the colours during wash. He--

 

Well, you get the memo. In any case, Zitao has many problems. But his biggest one of all, is Kim Jongdae.

 

 

 

 

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note: originally written for sncj-santa!!! fic exchanges seem to be the only reason i write nowadays, tbh.

 

poster credit goes to [x]

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Chenchenlay #1
Chapter 1: Kyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I can't stand whenever my little JD has to tip-toe to kiss any of taller Exo member and i can even die from his cuteness....
javlatua #2
Chapter 1: oh man i actually love this so much
starlit_vip_melody
#3
Chapter 1: im usually a one ship one otp kind of guy but i literally went from xiuchen to taochen in like 0.0000095 seconds like what even happened
i loved this though omfg this is my actual otp now yep
AwkwardKpopLover
#4
Chapter 1: OHMYLORD THAT WAS ADORABLE!! AND FUNNY!! AND JUST PLAIN CUTEEEE!!! TAOCHEN IS ALSO ONE OF MY MANY CHEN OTPs!!! (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥
FairytaleBrownies
#5
Chapter 1: I now ship TaoChen
misanthropic
#6
Chapter 1: Love this.
Haha- Tao is the actual dense guy,
Jeadore #7
Chapter 1: The tittle is awesome and the story is so good! I love Tao and Chen and Taochen but seriously Luhan (and Sehun a little too) is the winner. His character is so lmao~
Thanks for writing~
xellamari #8
Chapter 1: YAAAAAAAA!!! that is so cute!!!! oh hell yeah luhan was right, tao would definitely be thanking him one day hahaha
aitatchiokabe
#9
Chapter 1: I love you!!!!!!!!
horrormovie #10
Chapter 1: make sequell