99 problems (and you're 69 of them)
Description
zitao learns that luhan and sehun are the Worst Friends Ever, pick up lines don't really work, and jongdae is horribly dense. but it's okay -- zitao is horribly dense, too.
Foreword
Huang Zitao has many problems.
He's barely managing in his studies, he's already failing his Korean class, he's a pretty efficient procrastinator and has a tendency to fall asleep while skimming through his Economics notes. He's afraid of snakes, he can't cook for his life, he still thinks that there's a monster under his bed, and he has to tiptoe around his room so as to not step on anything. He's also obsessed with Candy Crush, he can't seem to get out of bed before twelve in the afternoon, has a five minute patience for everything and anything, and he never remembers to separate the whites and the colours during wash. He--
Well, you get the memo. In any case, Zitao has many problems. But his biggest one of all, is Kim Jongdae.
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note: originally written for sncj-santa!!! fic exchanges seem to be the only reason i write nowadays, tbh.
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