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Chanyeol just casually wash his hair with his usual strawberry shampoo, but then the stupid shampoo getting into his eyes. In his attempt to wash his eyes, Chanyeol tripped, knocked the shampoo bottle down, and stepped on it. After get rid shampoo foam from his eyes, Chanyeol shrieked loudly. “Kris, I think I killed the shampoo.” Upon hearing this, Kris lazily marched towards bathroom. “Heck, Chan. What did you do this time?” Chanyeol’s glassy orbs meet Kris’ eyes and pointed the shampoo bottle which lying on the bathroom floor with spilled the red−colored−shampoo content. “I killed Mr. Strawberry−Shampoo. Now he’s bleeding and died.” Kris snorted. “He’s not even live to begin with.” Chanyeol glared at him, “You're so insensitive!” “You might want to put towel first.” Kris said. “I hate you!” Chanyeol said as he leaves the crime scene.

Kris just simply doesn’t get it why Chanyeol is mad at him because of the shampoo incident. It’s just a stupid shampoo! But then again, Chanyeol is a special snowflake. He even cried when an ice cube melt. He said it’s reminds him of Minseok. What if Minseok melt? Kris has to buy him a good amount of chocolate and ice cream after that. That’s it! Chocolate and ice cream never fails him to make Chanyeol smile.
Kris decides to buy strawberry ice cream, because it’s the only flavor available at the moment. He didn’t think about further consequences. Absolutely not. “How could you buy the strawberry one? I’m trying to forget that I killed Mr. Strawberry−Shampoo! Don’t you care about what I feel?” Chanyeol stomped his feet. “That’s it. I’m tired dealing with your . It’s just shampoo!” Kris snapped at Chanyeol and immediately regretting what he said instantly when Chanyeol’s tears started to fall from his brown eyes. “You don’t have to. You just didn’t understand me.” Chanyeol goes to their bedroom and wrapped himself tightly with blanket.

“Chan, I’m sorry.” Kris came to their bedroom with warm milk. “I’m bad person, am I?” Chanyeol sniffled, and reach for the mug. Kris then sits beside his lover. “I’m sorry too for my childish act.” “I love your childish act.” Kris caressed Chanyeol hair. “I’m feels sorry about Mr. Strawberry−Shampoo. He’s make your hair smells nice.” Kris says as he buries his nose on Chanyeol's hair. “Uh−hm, but now I’m buying a peach one. Here, doesn’t it smells nice?” Chanyeol hands him a bottle. Kris uncapped the lid and takes a sniff. “It’s nice.” But when he saw something on it’s label, he started to laugh. “What are you laughing about?”  Chanyeol asked out of curiosity.

“It’s shampoo for dog.”
 

author's note:

so I spilled my dishwasher liquid and thought, "He's dead!"

But dishwasher liquid doesn't seems romantic, so shampoo it is!

Chanyeol is so adorable lately and my Krisyeol feels killing me everytime I watch EXO's Showtime.

And don't forget about Xiuhan!

I wonder where SM find all of those evil maknae. Jongin and Sehun such a cheapskate, but I love them anyway.

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