BaekYeol Voice Messages!
BaekYeol Voice Messages!November 2nd, 2013. 5:23 PM
“Hey, what’s up?
“Hey Chanyeol. It’s Baekhyun. I was wondering if you had the notes from Economics class—”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Say that again?”
“Um, I was wondering if you took the notes in Econom—”
“Sorry, one more time?”
“Chanyeol, where the hell are you? Your reception is horrible! I said—”
“Ha, er! Leave your name, number and message after the—”
Beeep!
“…Goddammit, Chanyeol you . Whatever. Bring those Economics notes tomorrow, okay? Dammit, I hate you.”
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November 2nd, 2013. 9:10 PM
“Greetings. This is not Baekhyun and he is not home, not sure if he ever will be, he might be dead. Don’t leave a message, he won’t hear it—probably because he’s dead. So go away, thanks.”
“Baek, I do not . And you do not hate me. I’m awesome and you love me.”
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November 3rd, 2013. 3:57 PM
“Hey, what’s up?”
Chan! It’s Baekhyun again. Anyway, because you’re a screw up who decided not to show to class today, I—“”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Say that again?”
“, not this again. I swear to God, Chan—”
“Sorry, one more time?”
“You ing .
“Ha, er! Leave your name, number and message after the—”
Beeep!
“….Aaaand, I still ing hate you. I’m coming over to steal your notes. You better start preparing what you want written on your headstone.”
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November 6th, 2013. 8:35 AM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘superlicious’.”
“Hey, you changed your message. Anyway, you’re favorite Chan is calling…obviously. Okay, shoot. I forgot what I was calling about….This is so not ‘superlicious.’
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November 6th, 2013. 8:41 AM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘superlicious’.”
“Okay, Baek, I ‘superliciously’ remembered what I was calling about the first time. In a ‘superlicious’-fashion, do you or do you not want me to pick up a ‘superlicious’ chocolate cake from the bakery after school? There’s a ‘superlicious’ sale and I’m ‘superliciously’ craving cake. I know, it’s random. Anyway, it will be ‘superliciously’ delicious, okay? Call me back….’Superlicious’.”
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November 6th, 2013. 10:32 AM
“Hey, what’s up?”
“………..”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you. Say that again?”
“……….”
“Sorry, one more time?”
“……….”
“Ha, er! Leave your name, number and message after the—”
Beeep!
“I didn’t fall for it this time, dummy. You better get that ing cake. Now change your message-thing, moron. Pronto.”
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November 9th, 2013. 7:35 PM
“To my parents, can you please lend me money? My friends, you owe me money, especially you, Sehun. People looking for a good time, I have money. If you’re the police, this is not Park Chanyeol and I didn’t steal any money.”
“….Of course you didn’t, but I wouldn’t put it past you. Anyway, just checking to see if you changed your greeting-thing. Which you did. Cool. By the way, can I have some money?”
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November 13th, 2013. 2:23 AM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘excited.”
“Baekkie~ I really like this word-of-the-day-thing. It’s cool. I might just start calling you to do this thing. Um. Okay. Anyway. Reason I’m calling: Get your over to my place right now and sit your down on my lap. I’m feeling ‘excited’.”
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November 13th, 2013. 2:43 AM
“To my parents, can you please lend me money? My friends, you owe me money, especially you, Sehun. People looking for a good time, I have money. If you’re the police, this is not Park Chanyeol and I didn’t steal any money.”
“Chanyeol, what the flying ? It’s almost three in the morning, you asswipe. You seriously want me to come over right now? No. No way. If you want me, then you’re coming over here. And pick up your damn phone if you’re still awake. I have class in the morning, so don’t you dare bother me. God, you’re such an idiot.
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November 13th, 2013. 2:55 AM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘excited.”
“I’m coming over…’excited’.”
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November 14th, 2013. 2:13 PM
“To my parents, can you please lend me money? My friends, you owe me money, especially you, Sehun. People looking for a good time, I have money. If you’re the police, this is not Park Chanyeol and I didn’t steal any money.”
“God, I can’t believe I’m missing school because of you. Now answer your phone, stop playing Minecraft, and get me some Tylenol.”
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November 20th, 2013. 6:30 PM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘flamboyant’.”
“Okay, okay…um…Baekkie, I love how you’re so flamboyant. Okay, bye.”
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November 21st, 2013. 3:24 PM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘magical.’”
“Baekhyun, the way you make me feel…it’s so ‘magical’.”
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November 22nd, 2013. 4:30 PM
“This is the Literacy Self-Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is ‘beautiful’.”
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood~”
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November 22nd, 2013. 5:34 PM
“To my parents, can you please lend me money? My friends, you owe me money, especially you, Sehun. People looking for a good time, I have money. If you’re the police, this is not Park Chanyeol and I didn’t steal any money.”
“Oh my God, stop.”
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November 23th, 2013. 12:23 PM
“I swear to God, if this is Chanyeol, please stop calling me I’m sick of you. Go away. I swear, if you call me again I’ll find you and mutilate you slowly and painfully and chop your balls off and make you eat them. I will bomb your home and everyone you love. I’ll even barbecue your dog and feed it to my snake. So don’t you dare leave a message, I’m pissed at you. If this is my parents, I’ll come over soon, I promise (maybe). If this is work, don’t fire me, you need me. And if this is bill collectors, I’ll bomb you, so just as an FYI, I have nothing that needs to be paid. Okay, leave your message!”
“…..Holy , you’re crazy….Crazy in love~ with me! Talk to you later!”
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November 24th, 2013. 12:34 PM
“Hi!! Chanyeol here! Baekhyun, if you’re calling, you’re the most wonderful person in the world! 1-4-3, yo. You’re the PB to my J in this sandwich. I love you! To everyone else, don’t bother leaving a message, I won’t get back to you.”
“....I love you and I hate it. Now go choke on your cheese.”
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