[Scenario] How EXO will react when reading a fanfic

Kai: ...what did i just..nevermind
Sehun: …. I DO NOT THPEAK LIKE THAT!!
D.O: O______________O
Suho: do I really act like a granpa
Chanyeol: Baek Baek can we do tha-
Baekhyun: Chanyeol NO
Chen: what the hell is this
Kris: "Baby you can ride my dragon if you know what I mean" …I … U don't understand
Tao: Why am I called the Gucci diva?
Luhan: I'M NOT GIRLY
Xiumin: who the hell wrote this steamed bun x xiumin fanfic
Lay: /throws the laptop out the window/ XD