Sehun: Hey hyung! I wrote a poem about you, me and Luhan. Want to hear it?
Xiumin: sure why not?

Sehun: Roses are red
           Violets are blue
           He's for me
           Not for you
           If by chance
          You take my place
           I'll take my fist
        And smash your face.

Xiumin: ...

HMMMM~ EVIL MAKNAE >:D