Chen: Commercial Break Take 1~

BaekHyun: Action!!!

Chanyeol: BaekHyun! You're not the director here I am!!

BaekHyun: No!

Chanyeol: Yes!

Kai: You do know that the camera's rolling?? And it can hear you're voices....

KyungSoo: SHUT UP!! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU'RE VOICES ON MY COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

Suho: CUT!! Let’s take a 10 minute break. I need to go to the washroom!

Luhan: Umm. This has been... 

Lay, Chen, Kris, Kai, and Sehun: We Are One, We Are EXO imnida!!

Suho: I SAID CUT! GOSH!

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Sehun:  Commercial Break Take 2! 

BaekHyun: ACTION!!!

Suho: SHUT UP BASTARD!! I'M SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT!

Kris: Oh My God. We are not going to produce a commercial if you guys keep bickering in front of the camera!!

*Kai takes the camera* *Uses it like a mirror*

Kai: I AM SO IRRESISTIBLE! 

Kai: My eyes are like so perfect OMG.

Kai: *Winks at the camera*

Kris: KAI!!! MY TURN!!!

Kai: HECK NO.

Kris: GIVE IT!!!

Kai: You got to catch me first!!

Kris: YOU LITTLE ! COME HERE!!!

*Kai starts running all over the studio; Kris chases after.*

Lay: I'm a fluffy unicorn. And I'm going to poke your when you’re sleeping *Smirks*

Luhan: This has been...

Sehun: EXO IMNIDA!!

Suho: Okay that's it CUT!!!

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Chen: Commercial Break TAKE 3!!

Kris: YES!! I GOT THE CAMERA!! BOO YAH ES!! 

XIUMIN: DUDE DON’T SWEAR! THIS WILL BE AIRED NATIONWIDE!!

Kris: I don't give a ! 

*Kris uses the camera as a mirror like Kai*

Kris: FABULOUS! KREASE! UM KRIS!!

Kris: OMG MY SKIN...It's SOOO UNEVEN!!

KRIS: TAOOOO!! WHERE'S MY BB CREAM!?

Tao: In the toilet.

KRIS: YOU MURDERER!! 

Kris: *Speaks to the Camera* HEY, BABE!! 

Kris: IF YOU'RE FAVORITE BIAS IS TAO...NEVER GO OUT WITH HIM...HE CAN STEAL YOU'RE BB CREAM.

KyungSoo: YAH!! KRIS HYUNG!! WE NEED THE CAMERA NOW!

KRIS: MY CAMERA!!!! COME AND GET IT!! IF YOU WANT IT!!!

Xiumin: WHY!?

SUHO: OMFG CUTTT!!!

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LAY: Commercial break with D.O take 4!! 

BaekHyun: ACTION!!!!

Tao: I'm going to hit you with my man purse...

BaekHyun: ACTION!!!

KAI: SHUT UP!!!

Kris: BAEKHYUN STOP YELLING ACTION!

BaekHyun: Fine. 

SUHO: I'm getting tired of saying "Cut!!!"

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Kris: COMMERCIAL BREAK TAKE 5!!

BAEKHYUN: CHICKEN FART!!! 

KRIS: You're an idiot...

*Chanyeol pokes Kris face*

Kris: Yes Chanyeol?

*Chanyeol pokes Kris's face again*

Kris: DUDE. Stop poking my precious face. 

*Chanyeol Pokes Kris's face again*

Kris: STOP IT!

*Chanyeol pokes Kris's face again*

KRIS: WHAT DO YOU WANT CHANYEOL!?

Chanyeol: Chicken Wings...

*Kris face palms* 

Xiumin: Now I want a steamed bun...

Lay: I want chips

KyungSoo: I want donuts...

Kai: I want a donut too.

Sehun: I want bubbletea

Luhan: I want bubbletea

Chanyeol: I want bacon...

BaekHyun: I want Chan-

Suho: CUUUT!!! 

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Sehun: Commercial Break Take 6!! 

*Kai covers BaekHyun's mouth to prevent him from saying anything*

SUHO: ACTION!!! *Points to KyungSoo*

KyungSoo- Hey! IM HERE TO TALK TO YOU GUYS! So you don't get bored...

KyungSoo: I like stuff animals.

*Chen flickers the lights*

Tao: GHOSTS! GHOSTS! GHOSTS!

KyungSoo: Don't mind Tao screaming his heart out. 

Tao: SOMEONE HELP ME!!

KyungSoo: I don't like scary movies, and THE DARK. 

*Sehun and Luhan Laughs Loudly*

KyungSoo makes this face at Luhan and Sehun:

KyungSoo: I am an EXO member.

*Kris yells NO DUH!!*

Suho: PSSST. KyungSoo! Stick to the script!

*KyungSoo sticks his tongue out*

KyungSoo: EXO is a chaotic band..full of hyperactive and good-looking boys. They also have cute butts.

*KyungSoo threw the papers all around the studio*

KyungSoo: And, I don't care what the script says, All I'm saying is EXO is better than any other K-POP bands in Korea.

Zelo(B.A.P): As If! Best Absolute Perfect is way more awesome!

Kris: How the did you get in here!?

Xiumin: EAVESDROPPER!!

Zelo: You guys are disastrous but funny!

Chanyeol: LOOK! Mr. Zelo! GET OUT OF HERE!

Suho: SERIOUSLY ZELO!? 

Zelo: Fine, I'll get out. Calm down...

Suho: Cut!!

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*Manager Hyung comes in*

Manager Hyung: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!?

Kris: You said we have to film a commercial all by ourselves...

KyungSoo: You said I was going to be the host of this commercial...

Suho: So we went to the nearest studio to film it...

Manager Hyung: I said You all have to do a commercial tomorrow morning.

Suho: I thought you said we have to film it by ourselves...

Manager Hyung: Are you crazy?? I can't leave 12 chaotic boys with a camera!

Chen: I like flickering the lights!

Kai: WOW. All the hard work for nothing...

Manager Hyung: Alright! Go back to the dorm. It's you're day off today.

*All 12 members left the building*

Kris Hyung

I really wanted to do that commercial...

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Kim JongIn: IKR!? My face would've look to irressistable~ 

Bouncy BaekHyun: I miss calling out ACTION.

Suho: I like being a director...

Park Chan: I like poking you're face hyung.

Kyunggie Soo: I like being a host.

Sehun: I MISS LUHAN!!!

Kris Hyung: SINCE WHEN DID YOU GUYS HAVE FACEBOOK!!??

Huang Tao: IMPOSTERS!!!

Yixing Lay: SHSHSHHSH! SASAENGS!!! 

BoaZi Seok: This is creeping me out...

Chen: ALIENS!!!

Deer Luhannie: I MISS YOU TOO SEHUN!! 

Are these people real?? Are they EXO-K?? Hey Guys^^ Since no one requested any ships...I decided to do this! Special Guest in this chapter: Zelo (B.A.P)

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